The Weekly Claw 7-15-08
Are you ready for another weekly report on the news, full of political incorrectness and sarcasm? If so, read on McDuff, otherwise you are free to return to your regular programming. The soaps and Judge Judy await you.
One of CAIR’s main terrorist supporting imams said that the Presidential candidates need to come out against all bigotry in America, especially Islamophobia. That’s nice. When Islam refutes the Koran’s commandments that all infidels are to be converted, enslaved (dhimmitude) or put to the sword, brings itself out of the 7th century, and starts treating women properly then we’ll consider treating muslims as humans.
Dawud Walid, an imam, is executive director of the Michigan chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, the nation’s largest Muslim civil liberties group.
So “civil liberties” means promoting religious hatred and terrorism? Well, Jesse, Al, and Calypso Louie agree….
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080708/OPINION01/807080308/1008
Russia threatened to retaliate by military means after a deal with the Czech Republic brought the US missile defence system in Europe a step closer. Since this threat came a couple of days before Iran tested missiles that supposedly can reach all of Israel, and deep into Egypt and Turkey, all we can say is…nice timing for that threat, morons!
Meanwhile, the head of French energy giant Total said that it is too politically risky to invest in Iran, which is a bad sign for Iran’s energy sector since Total is the last major western energy group considering a big investment.
“Today we would be taking too much political risk to invest in Iran because people will say: ‘Total will do anything for money,’” de Margerie told the Financial Times newspaper.
No, you know that any investment you make there will probably be destroyed in the upcoming war that Iran’s trying to force.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi asked President Bush on Tuesday to start using the oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve as a way to reduce crude prices and help motorists who are suffering from the rising cost of gasoline.
The GOP responded to Pelosi’s proposal by noting that she was supporting a supply increase — something the Republicans have rallied behind in the form of increased offshore drilling, which the Surrendercrats oppose. Meanwhile, Iran is threatening to close the Straits of Hormuz…and we might NEED that reserve.
The ARMY TIMES had a headline in the past week of “Obama: I need to earn troops’ trust” The Crawfish responds with a rousing “No kidding, you anti-Constitutionalist, anti-military, anti-American, liberal!”
Meanwhile, Obama addressed the NAACP convention, making the rounds of racist organizations (La Raza earlier). He said that blacks need to take more responsibility for their lives, actions, and education. This after making MORE proposals to have gummint be responsible for every aspect of life from birth to the age of five, with the rest of life being only 97.5% the responsibility of the gummint.
This story comes along from the Philadelphia Daily News. “A SORDID TANGLE of corruption, cash and sex rocked the Statehouse yesterday in a political scandal that left one current and one former legislator and 10 current and former staff members facing criminal charges.
Among the accusations leveled by two state grand juries: Former top legislative staffer Mike Manzo got his lover, a twenty-something former rural beauty queen, a $29,000 job and $7,000 bonus mostly for doing her schoolwork.”
Does anybody out there want to take a guess as to which political party all of the accused belong to? Yes, the same one as McGreevey, Spitzer, Kennedy, Clinton…….
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/local/20080711_Scandal_in_the_statehouse__12_Democrats_face_corruption_charges.html?adString=pdn.news/local;!category=local;&randomOrd=071108054613
Al Qaida’s “ambassador” in England has been freed by a judge. He lives in a £800,000 house that is exempt from taxes, and gets over £50,000 per year in entitlement handouts from the Brit government, all for being a terrorist supporter. Yeah, the Brits are really doing a bang-up job of fighting radical Islam…by surrendering even more than the French.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1033882/Pictured-Smiling-preacher-hate-Abu-Qatada-enjoying-800-000-home-life-benefits.html
We lost 9 American soldiers in an attack in Afghanistan this week. The news story reads, in part, “Militants fired machine guns, rocket-propelled grenades and mortars from homes and a mosque in the village of Wanat in the mountainous northeastern province of Kunar, NATO’s International Security Assistance Force said in a statement.” If a mosque was used for military purposes, we hope that it was immediately destroyed, and bacon grease liberally applied to the remains of the mosque and whoever was inside it at the time. The attackers came over the border from Pakistan, who’s intelligence forces are actively supporting Islamic terrorist groups and the Taliban. The Crawfish actually agrees with Obama in that we need to send our own forces into Pakistan and clean out that area. If the Pakis object, we’ll threaten to start helping out India a bit more.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91T4CM81&show_article=1
More from the Temple of the Prophet Algoracle and his followers, the Gorons: “A top Democrat told high school students gathered at the U.S. Capitol Thursday that climate change caused Hurricane Katrina and the conflict in Darfur, which led to the “black hawk down” battle between U.S. troops and Somali rebels.” The Democrat was Congressman Edward Markey of Taxachussetts. Once again providing reasons for The Crawfish to continue calling that political party the Dim-ocrats. The myth that is Glo-Bull Warming had nothing to do with the fighting in Darfur, nor in Mogadishu (where the Black Hawk Down incident took place), and the number of hurricanes is down again (N’awlins was WAY past due for a hurricane smackdown anyway when history is reviewed).
http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=32291











July 15th, 2008 at 6:03 am
“..we hope that it was immediately destroyed, and bacon grease liberally applied to the remains of the mosque and whoever was inside it at the time.”
Crawfish, I think the bombs used against the islamists should have the bacon grease left over from breakfast poured over them every morning.
Then find a herd of pigs and let them loose on the property.
You could also have dogs lick the weapons beforehand.
Religion of peace my a22.
I guess globull warming causes the minds of thugs to go a bit off kilter, huh? That’s why the Mogadishu militants went nuts?
Hmmm….why then are the gangs in LA or NYC or anywhere else not shooting down helicopters?
July 15th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Beachmom,
the thugs in N’awlins did take shots at some of the helicopters after Katrina, and some news choppers have had potshots taken at them in El-Lay.
July 15th, 2008 at 7:54 am
yep, that is all about the way I see it from where I park my butt
July 16th, 2008 at 9:31 am
The ol’ “Frog and Hot Water” theory again…
Every evening on the news (Lou Dobbs is about the only one regularly reporting on this) the Mexican drug cartels are becoming more and more bold in encroaching on our territory. NOTHING is being done about it.
Mexican cops are coming to El Paso when wounded in a shootout because if they go to the hospital in Juarez the drug dealers follow them in and finish them off as well as any doctors that attempted to treat them.
An American Border Patrolman was run down and killed by a Mexican drug dealer ON OUR SIDE OF THE BORDER!. The criminal was apprehended by the Mexican AND THEN RELEASED because the US government did not request extradition.
Mexicans are coming across the border and EXECUTING Americans in their own homes!
Drug cartel is in over a hundred American cities and NOTHING is being done.
And the water is getting warmer…