The Weekly Claw 8-5-08
Another Tuesday has arrived, and with it comes another rant from The Crawfish. Which news stories from the past week have caught his eye and deserve his special treatment? Well, buckle your seat belts and swallow that last sip of coffee so you don’t spew it all over your keyboard and monitor. Here we go……
It really must be obvious when Andrea Mitchell, the well-respected reporter from NBC News, calls out Senator Obama for faking news conferences on his Magical Mystical Negro World Tour. Then again, what should we expect from a candidate who is scared to face a real townhall meeting with his opponent, and will only do the stage-style debates with the questioners being liberal members of the press. FAKE IT
NY’s new Gov says an Obama defeat would be a victory for racism in America. So if I oppose someone because they are a raving socialist and oppose everything the Constitution stands for, I must be a racist? If that’s the case, then viva racism.
Vote Obama Or You Are Racist
Climate change is racist! House Majority Whip James Clyburn (Dim-SC), who is black, declared “It is critical our community be an integral and active part of the debate because African-Americans are disproportionately impacted by the effects of climate change economically, socially and through our health and well-being.” That dad-burned sun, and therefore God, is anti-black. Clyburn must be listening to a bit too much from Minister Wright, Calypso Louie Farrakhan, and The Prophet Algoracle.
Climate Change Is Racist
As per usual, Neal Boortz had a good rant about Clyburn’s stoooopid assertions.
Boortz blasts him
Senate Dims attack Senator Coburn with ethics complaint for delivering babies free of charge, but I thought they were in FAVOR of inexpensive health care.
Malkin and Coburn
There’s more ice than normal in arctic waters, in spite of Algoracle’s screeching.
Earth does not listen to The Goracle
An alternate energy source that might be viable for large scale energy production! Using the power of ocean currents to generate electricity might work in many places along our coastlines. Read this story for more details.
Ocean Power
Red Nanny refuses to allow votes on energy. She knows that she would lose heavily if this issue came up to a legitimate vote. When she took the gavel, she promised that Congress would operate in an ethical manner, with bipartisanship and civility as its hallmarks under her leadership. That promise lasted all of 15 seconds.
P-Lousy
Wal-Mart has warned their managers of what could happen to the company if Obama and the Dims get full control of the government. The company opposes the Employee Free Choice Act, which would allow union thugs to strongarm people into signing papers supporting unionization of their workplaces, without a valid vote by secret ballot. Unions and Democrats, opposing the right to freely vote since the 1930s!
Wally World vs Unions
Obama: all Americans need $1000 from the oil companies! He’s going to confiscate more money from the companies to give freebies to the voters. This goes along with Maxine Waters admitting that the Democrats want the government to own the oil companies. Meanwhile, the oil companies already pay almost as much in special oil taxes as they make in profits. This, and inflating your tires, comprise Obama’s energy plan.
Steal From Oil Companies
Tyson chicken plant drops Labor Day holiday for muslim holiday because 700 employees (of 1200) are Somalian muslims. What about the other 500? What about immigrants assimilating to America instead of forcing America to assimilate to them? Tyson, which has always been a big donor to the Clinton family and the Democrats in general, got plenty of environmental breaks to allow chicken poop dumping in Arkansas and, according to some sources, has been heavily involved with the Arkansas Mafia for over 20 years (book order link ). The company blames the union for this new contract, but the company has been providing muslim prayer rooms in the plant for a while. How would the media be playing this if it was a Christian holiday and Christian prayer rooms? I’m pretty sure that the ACLU would be involved, saying the other 500 employees are having their civil rights violated…but we can’t go offending the muzzies and their terrorist supporting organization called CAIR. I say turn it into a bacon processing plant!
Sharia Law Will WIN!
When the Clintons were in the White House, the Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) called 5.5% unemployment rates “full employment.” During the Bush years, the rate has been below that number until this month. Now it has gone up to 5.7% and the Democrats are gleefully blaming Bush. Are they conveniently overlooking the fact that this jump happened at the same time that the unconstitutional federal minimum wage went up by 70 cents? Hmmmmm……..











August 5th, 2008 at 6:35 am
Red Nanny also said the gavel would now be in the hands of the children. I guess she was telling the truth on that one.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:44 am
This is a quote from San Fran Nan that I got from Politico.com.
“while behind the scenes she’s encouraging vulnerable Democrats to express their independence if it helps them politically..”
Hmmmmm, “if it helps them politically”? Typical self serving dems.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:25 am
now if I could just get those links to post as actual links in my columns…..
August 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Fish score another touchdown! He kicks obama through the uprights.
Wowsers Fish where is our beloved MA?
You can’t get away with spredin all this truth unscathed by the socialist gestapo!
Keep fishin Bro.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Great round up!
I’ll send you the link info!
August 6th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Thanks for the information. I love having a thread with it all collected like this.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Claire,
thanx for the feedback. I think this is gonna be the basic format of this column, as soon as I figger out how to include links (I r computer-stoooopid). I’ve already got 6 stories linked and commented on in my draft for next week. It’ll only get crazier.
Flag gazer,
I’ll check it out when I clear the wreckage that is my basement and turn on the home ‘puter. Thanx.