Y’all Ain’t Gonna Believe This *#@$^

I guess it is time to re-introduce myself. The Crawfish is now officially a VAJoe.com Moderator in the blogs and the Navy Forum.

My quest to conquer the site is going well.

Question: How am I supposed to moderate and instigate at the same time? Do I go schizophrenic and use one personality to be Crawfish the Crazy and another one as Crawfish the Responsible Moderator?

16 Responses to “Y’all Ain’t Gonna Believe This *#@$^”

  1. Doug Kirk Says:

    Quite a conundrum huh?

    If aanyone can do it, Da fish can!

    Go getum fish!

  2. shelly Says:

    LOL Fish… what makes a great moderator is to be able to see both sides of any situation…. since you live in two worlds… you were perfect! :)

  3. TheCrawfish Says:

    “I’m not schizophrenic!”
    “Yes we are!”
    “Will you two hold it down, I’m tryin’ to sleep.”

    I hate it when the voices argue.

  4. Flag_Gazer Says:

    Somehow, I believe you’ll be fine!
    If anyone can do it, it will be you!!!!

  5. Steven MacCaffrie Says:

    At least you have my help on the navy forum even if i am a Seabee

  6. Davecatbone Says:

    Crawfish, you are NO moderate. Divide and conquer.

  7. TheCrawfish Says:

    Dave…shhhhhhh. Don’t divulge the plans! Loose lips sink ships!

  8. Claire Says:

    Technically that would make you a Multiple Personality Disorder sufferer and not schizophrenic. When you start wearing tin foil on your head and start telling us that George Bush caused 9-11 and the increase in cancer, then you will be a schizophrenic (or a staunch liberal… hmmm) *snort*

    Have fun. Don’t have too much fun.

  9. The Crawfish Says:

    Claire,
    Me a liberal? I may be crazy, but I’m not INSANE!

  10. The Crawfish Says:

    BTW,
    my boot camp company (Co. 083 in 1990 a San Diego) lost 3 members to multiple personality disorder and two others to psych breakdowns. We started calling ourselves the Sybil Company.

  11. Claire Says:

    Haha! I knew it! I knew you weren’t mental!

  12. Buck Says:

    Nah. Carrying both sides of the argument will only get you charged with impersonationg a Chief!

  13. TheCrawfish Says:

    Buck,
    I’ve been up for Chief 10 times, with one more shot before I become retarded…er, retired in 555 days (but who’s counting?). I’ve told too many of them “NO” and spent most of my time as an E-6 shielding my E-5 and below from the Chiefs. I haven’t been part of the buddy-buddy club or the kiss Chief butt club, and it has shown in my evals. The only way I’ll ever resemble a Chief is if I get a part playing one in the movies or on TV.

  14. Buck Says:

    I understand completely. My cousin went through ‘The School’, spent 35 years in the Corps and retired a bird colonel. He didn’t get a star because he shielded his troops when they screwed up. It works in both strata. Look out for your troops or be a p4ick politician….

  15. Julie Says:

    I don’t envy you, you nut! LOL I would never be able to be a moderator. My first banning would be my own!

    Have fun and enjoy the take over!

  16. emgra Says:

    emgra…

    Although I understand the gist of what you are trying to say in your post titled Mischa Barton Carrying Gucci ” I *Heart* That: Fashion, Celebrities …, there are still a few points that I need further clarification on….

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