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Capitalizing on last week’s well-received column (hey, it got more than 2 comments, so it was a success!), The Crawfish will mix in a bit more of the absurd and weird along with the political outrage in today’s column.

This financial crisis is not the fault of the W Administration, no matter how much the Obamites try to portray it as such. Even the Noo Yawk Slimes noted these problems coming along…back in 99, when Hillary was in her 2nd term as President. Note how the story turns starting in the 7th paragraph. Long Time Coming

What does homosexuality have to do with the failure of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Well, when the Assistant Director of Fannie Mae, one of the guys who developed the subprime mortgage initiatives that are the cornerstones of this crisis, happened to be the boyfriend of the Congresscritter who was in charge of the banking committee that oversaw Fannie Mae, well…. Pillow Talk and Financial Crisis, is Fannie Mae HIV positive?

A Macy’s store in Minnesota wanted their employees to actually speak ENGLISH on the job. Who would have a problem with that? Of course, none other than CAIR, the pro-terrorist, pro-Sharia Law, anti-American group that claims to be made up of patriotic Americans. Oh, really?

A high schooler can’t run a ¼ mile??? Yep, your public schools, run by the Democrats and their teacher unions, at work! Have another donut and listen to our propaganda instead of exercising you lard butt kid

One of Barack Obama’s major “experience” points is that he was a “community organizer” in Chicago. The group he worked for was the radical left wing group ACORN. Well, that is now a problem for him, as ACORN’s agenda and rampant voter fraud activities are becoming well-known. So now, he’s doing a 180 and saying he never worked for ACORN. I worked for them before you were against them

The University of Surrey, in Jolly Olde England, has come out with a study that will blow your mind. In order to combat Glo-Bull Warming, which we all know is a myth anyway, we must all limit ourselves to a maximum of 4 servings of meat per week. Methinks I’ll go out and buy some steak for tonight and some burgers to prep for my lunch tomorrow. Vegetarian…Alaskan word for crrrappy hunter!

What classy people they’ve got in Chicago, home of Obama’s political career. A bar owner painted a picture depicting Sarah Palin nude and severely stereotyped. It now hangs above his bar. To make matters worse, he used his own daughter as the nude body model! Real Nice. Can we give Chicago to Canada?

This piracy thing off the African coast is getting outta hand. Of course, they are becoming victims themselves and helping us to uncover illegal activity by Iran in the meantime. Don’t believe me? Well, they seized an Iranian ship and opened the cargo. They promptly started getting sick and some died. Radiation poisoning or chemical poisoning anyone?
But Iran says they are innocent

Florida man robbed by braless thieves. The only question is…is he going back next week? Look at these while we take your wallet

The wealthy Pelosi family uses PAC money for personal use, even though she wants that to be illegal. This from the woman who said she was going to clean up Washington and make things completely bi-partisan. Nanny The Red strikes again

Our media would never take a story that was good news for America and actually portray it as terrible news, would they? Of Course They Would

President Bush has come out and stated that he would not support the conservative alternate plan to the massive financial bailout plan. The alternate plan was submitted by conservative Texas Congressman Jeb Hensarling. Of course, conservatives never expected W to ever support something that would look good for Texas or actually be conservative. W, the liberal President

It’s about time! The Prefect of the Vatican’s Supreme Court of the Apostolic Signature, the highest court of the Catholic Church, has called out the Democrats and their leading Catholics (Pelosi and Biden) for becoming “the party of death” and for claiming to be good Catholics while intentionally misrepresenting the Church’s position on abortion. Now, will The Church have the intestinal fortitude to excommunicate these “Catholics” who support abortion on demand? Pelosi, Biden, Kerry…all BAD Catholics

Senator Reid has taken a page out of Chuckie Schumer’s playbook. Schumer talked down an industry in the press and caused it to tank. Now Reid says that some big insurance company is about to tank. This immediately causes the stocks on many large insurance companies to go down the toilet, generating more of an economic crisis that can be blamed on the W Administration. Deliberate?

Then there is Keith Olbermann, who was such a joke as a sportscaster that ESPN let him go. He was picked up by MSNBC, but now they’ve tossed him into the trash bin because he was beyond stooopid in his partisanship while trying to be a newscaster. He’s back on NBC as a football commentator on the Sunday night pre-game and halftime show. When presenting the highlights of Sunday’s Buffalo Bills game, as they show the hit that gives Bills QB Trent Edwards a concussion, Olbermann blurts out “he can see Russia from there!” Is that political idiocy really necessary during NFL highlights? I wasn’t the only one who saw this example of Palin Derangement Syndrome. Olbermann is STILL an idiot

I called this one months ago. Any attack on Obama, no matter how valid and true, are to be considered RACIST! Over the weekend, Governor Palin started talking about Obama’s association with terrorist Bill Ayres. Somehow, the AP (which is changing their formal name from ASSOCIATED PRESS to AGAINST PALIN) has decided that this was all about race. Thou Shalt Not Criticize The Messiah, You Racist Pig With Lipstick

After being caught getting tons of their money over the past few election cycles from illegal foreign sources, the Democrats thought they had it figured out. Not how to get their money legally, but how to HIDE IT! Too bad for them that the GOP has a few bloodhounds on the trail . Even Newsweek has the story covered Tracks not covered

This story comes from Britainistan, er…Britain, but it sounds like the leaders of the NEA and other liberal teacher unions over HERE!

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