The Weekly Claw 10-14-08
Welcome to another week of The Crawfish’s ranting and raving. We start with an observation. Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel here in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn’t make money running a whore house and selling booze?
Do you support the Constitution, specifically the 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms? If so, you need to know something ELSE about the background of Barack Obama. Something about the JOYCE Foundation. Barack the Gun Banner!
Supremes say ohhellno to a new trial for Mumia. The Crawfish still says Mumia should have assumed room temperature 20 years ago and the federal government has no reason to be involved, including the federal courts! FRY MUMIA!
Madonna says Palin can’t come to her show, as if…
Does anybody care about Madonna anymore?
The Crawfish has gotten some heat lately for calling Obama “The Chosen One”, but Calypso Louie calls him “The Messiah”!!!!!
Back to the Mothership, Louie!
Solar wind is blowing at 50 year low, which might just have something to do with the global cooling cycle we are currently experiencing. Why are we getting colder?
That leads to another actual SCIENTIST debunking the Glo-Bull Warming alarmists and followers of The Prophet Algoracle. But The Goracle is always ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght!
When all else fails, pull the race card, especially when you are a homo with a history that you want kept under the covers. What are you trying to hide, Barney?
And on the topic of Freddie and Fannie…in 2006, 20 Senators signed a letter demanding action concerning the problems at Freddie and Fannie. All 20 were Republicans, and McCain was one of them. Why were the Democrats shielding the fraud that bit us this fall? Republicans tried to prevent this meltdown
McCain finally says Obama and the Democrats are to blame for the financial mess we are now in. Too little, too late? Probably
The Wall Street Journal says the rich will pay MORE of the burden under McCain’s tax plans, not less. Of course, the rest of the media will ignore THIS and continue to promote Obama’s lies.
Homeless driven to vote for Obama, but we know it is all on the up-and-up don’t we?
But Obama’s friends at ACORN, who he now says he never worked for, are neck deep in voter fraud like THIS and are caught promoting Obama in spite of their “non-partisan” taxpayer supported status. Non-partisan my tail section!
Ohio’s Secretary of State helps ACORN in their fraud, but gets slapped down by a federal judge who says the she must do her job! DO YOUR JOB OR RESIGN!
But then the 6th Circuit Court sided with the Ohio SecState because the poor baby doesn’t have enough time to do the job she is legally REQUIRED to do. poor baby The decision came from a 3 judge panel, with the following judges supporting voter fraud: Karen Nelson Moore (appointed by Bill Clinton) and Myron H Bright (on temporary duty from the 8th circuit, appointed by LBJ). Imagine that. Two judges appointed by Democrats who skirted the law quite often and were partisan beyond partisan both support voter fraud in favor of Democrats.
The Crawfish asks…which is more important, preventing a fraudulent election or keeping the work schedule of a liberal to less than 40 hours in a week? Will this go to The Supremes?
This problem is NOT limited to Ohio. There’s ACORN-organized fraud all over the US, with investigations in at least 11 states. Of course, it isn’t just ACORN that is giving us illegal voters. Here’s a story of convicted FELONS who are ineligible to vote, but 30,000 of them are registered to vote in Florida. Most of ‘em probably voted for Gore in 2000
Then there’s a slight problem of dead people who are still active voters. We are used to this being the norm in Chicago, but another heavily Democrat city is joining the trend of dead voters supporting Democrats. Houston, we have a problem
Obama keeps trying to distance himself from ACORN, but now we know that this “non-partisan” group that gets YOUR taxpayer money from our government, was paid over $800,000 to do “polling, advance work and staging events”. Sounds completely non-partisan to me! Hired by Obama, but you still pay!
Just when you thought it was safe to listen to middle schoolers. Take a look at this group of “Obama Youth” but we thought all of the Nazi references were supposed to be against Republicans
Obama’s friend and advisor cashes in on his fraud from when he ran Fannie Mae! Nice house, Franklin Raines!
Speaking of Obama’s friends…..you ain’t gonna believe THIS story! KINGPIN!
Back in March, Obama’s website had an endorsement listed…but it became a political liability. I wonder why. oops, that’s gotta go!
This is the kind of criminal-friendly judge the liberals keep trying to put into place here: English judge off the deep end
Don’t worry, this isn’t just an Anti-Obama Zone. John McCain has done plenty to hack off The Crawfish, starting with saying that we have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency. Really, you can trust him!
So, we have nothing to fear from an extreme leftist, who wants to overturn just about every part of the Constitution and who thinks Ginsburg is THE model for a Supreme Court Justice? Methinks he really bumped his head hard on that last ejection.
There are also a bunch of stories about the crowds at McCain rallies. They are booing him for being soft on Obama, Ayres, Pelosi, Wright, Reid, Dodd, Fwank, etc. He still believes that the conservative base of the GOP will turn out and vote for him, no matter how much he panders to the center and center-left voters. I have a feeling there’s gonna be a bunch of votes for Bob Barr and Chuck Baldwin this year!
October 14th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Man, did you see that black guy literally begging McCain to tkae the gloves off and go after Obama at one of those rallies the other day? That was priceless, but ultimately useless since McCain isn’t going to do that no matter what. He is too caught up in the whole comity thing. He is letting his personal sense of honor get in the way of running a successful election. There was one guy on Fox & Friends the other morning who said it best: It’s better to win an election being nasty than lose one trying to be the nice guy!
October 14th, 2008 at 9:45 am
What is so “nasty” about pointing out all that is WRONG with your opponent?
His last chance to win conservative votes is tomorrow night. I doubt he’ll seize the opportunity.
October 14th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I’ve said it so many times on so many blogs I am beginning to think I am an echo… One more time…
McCain IS A DEMOCRAT!
McCain is a Democrat mole. When he first entered politics after his military career of which the only thing America knows anything about is he was a POW… when he first entered politics he was going to enter as a Democrat. A close advisor told him that as a Democrat he would never get elected to office in Arizona. So he became a “Republican”. He is worse than a RINO. He is intentionally misrepresenting himself to the nation. The man who insists on running an “Honorable” campaign is the most dishonorable man running.
This explains why it is so easy for Mac to “Stick his thumb in his party’s eye” or so often “reach across the aisle” or just be a “maverick”. McCain is a Democrat. He has already named TWO Democrats he will install in his cabinet…
People, what more evidence do you need??????????
October 14th, 2008 at 10:34 am
“Does anybody care about Madonna anymore?”
Uh, did anybody EVER care about Madonna?
October 14th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Craw dahlun,
Great conglomerate of interesting articles. You know that dem sec of state is siding with the dems, her software program can’t keep up, bullcrap, she wants BO to win. I knew OH was in trouble when they threw out every repub in 06 because Taft, the governor was corrupt. Talking about throwing the baby out with the bath water! Now, Ohioans who did that are going to see more corruption than they have ever seen in their lives. And being an Ohioan, (up until I moved to KY) I can tell you one thing for sure, Ohioans as a whole would NEVER vote in Obama without fraud being involved. That’s just the way the state is. Most of it is rural except for the 3 big cities with urban ghetto and dregs of society, lots of them. A lot of rural Ohio has never even seen a black guy in their area, much less vote for one. I know that sounds racist, but you trust what you know.
Who gives a rats a** about Madonna anymore. She just says things like that to get the attention she does not get any longer.
ACORN is Obama’s baby and he can try to distance himself from it, but the truth is coming out, probably too late though.
OK, so buck says McCain is a democrat. I don’t know anyone with a glitch of intelligence who ever thought he was a con. He has never said he was a con. So we have a choice of two viable dems. I’ll put my gamble on McCain over Obama, the Marxist/socialist.
McCain fought communism in VN, served in a prison camp and knows the horrors of ungodly people. Obama knows none of that. In fact Obama is a conspiracy that has been going on for years.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Y’all wanna know the sad part of this column? By 3PM today, I already have 7 paragraphs with links written for next week’s column!
We’re Scrued 2008
October 14th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
The only people who care about Madonna are the sad, lonely old men who enjoy watching a has-been, scrawny, scantily dressed 50 yr. old sideshow jump around the stage.
And who cares if the “pundits” complain about McCain being mean?
I’m sick of putting nice over truth.
If Barry can’t handle it, stop playing with the big boys.
McCain needs to stop being a jellyfish and start pounding on Barry’s socialist policies.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Obama said today that the only ones who were victims of fraud were ACORN - oh, lordie, the man lives in lalaland, but much of America is there with him.
OK, Crawfish, I want your words on Jamie Gorelick - she of don’t let the alphabets talk to one another and the recipient of $75 million from the fannie/freddie mess.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Gorelick put up the wall of sereration between the alphabet intelligence agencies so 9-11 was possible, then had the gall to testify before the 9-11 commission and say that the intel agencies were at fault, then she went and got rich off of the fraud at Freddie and Fannie.
She should be put up against a wall and thoroughly perforated.
October 20th, 2008 at 7:04 am
You are always so spot on! You can call the Obamamessiah anything you want as long as we don’t have to call him president. I never will refer to him with that title. He won’t deserve it. Farrakan is full of it. Calling him the Messiah is holding this joker up as a false prophet. I wonder what Farrakan stands to gain if the Obamamessiah were to be elected president. I shudder to think.
Thanks for grossing me out with that Madonna pic. YUCK! Even Guy Richie has had enough of her. She claims he shows her no emotions…I don’t think she knows the meaning of the word. She needs to go away!