The Weekly Claw, Special Suppemental Edition 10-25-08
Once again, I started to write this column a week ahead of my usual Tuesday posting. When I told the management that my next post might be as crazy-long as the last one, and maybe even longer, they gave me permission to use Saturdays for Special Supplemental Editions of The Weekly Claw. Now y’all can get double doses… and is that a bad thing?
My fellow vets are really gonna love this one. HUNDREDS of absentee ballots from service members overseas are being thrown out in Virginia. There is a spot on the federally issued ballot (a single line) that calls for “signature and address of witness (as required)”, but it does not state that this is a requirement in Virginia. This is not the state ballot, but rather one that is available to military personnel if they don’t get their state ballot in time to send out. How someone is supposed to put a signature and address on a very small line is beyond me anyway. So, hundreds of ballots, which according to Military Times would be about 80% for McCain and other Republican candidates, are tossed in what the experts say is a toss-up state. Democrats have no problem with this, because their motto (which they started in Florida 2000) is “Every vote counts (especially if it is fraudulent), unless it is from the US military.”
from NBC12
from the Virginian Pilot
from dailypress.com
from earned media
We start out in wonderful Than Franthithco…again. Of course, real religion is to be mocked there, as it provides rules for what is acceptable living and what is an abomination unto God. The denizens of that Den of Iniquity have a new Patron SAINT! When are we going to see a convent for the followers of Mother Pelosi?
The nation’s only EX-Marine, John Murtha, is at it again. Last week, he called the people in the part of the state that he represents “racists.” He apologized for that, but then said that the same people are a bunch of REDNECKS! Of course, he uses that term in a pejorative manner, as opposed to an endearing manner like us real rednecks do. With rampant stooooopidity like that flowing from his yap, is there any wonder why he cancelled his debate against Bill Russell?
Here’s one from the STOOOPID UNION STOOGE file. A city Councilman in Albany, NY, wants to force all NON-UNION employees who make over $55K per year to take 10 days UNPAID leave per year so he can give raises to those who make less. Has he lost his mind? Well, he’s a Democrat, so it is doubtful that he ever had more than 3 functioning brain cells. Union loving moron
From the tin-foil-hat ranks comes this wonderful story. Cindy She-Hag is running for Congress against Red Nanny P-Lousy. Cindy thinks Nanny is too much of a right winger (cue the AFLAC duck saying “Huh?” here!), and claims that her campaign is being sabotaged!
I really don’t understand our prison systems. How are drugs constantly smuggled in for inmates? How do inmates run gangs, both inside and outside the walls, from their cells? How in the heck does a Death Row inmate get a CELL PHONE and make a bunch of threatening calls to State officials, and have his fellow Death Row inmates do the same? Don’t the guards check all packages for contraband? It ain’t that tough!
Neal Boortz has a great essay for all of the undecided voters out there. It is a bit long, so many of you government-educated folks will have a hard time with it, and it does use language that is occasionally above 4th grade level, so union stooges might need a translation, but here it is!
Recently, I told my readers of the head of one of the Vatican’s courts blasting Nanny Pelosi, John Kerry, Joe Biden, et al, for promoting themselves as Catholics when they are supporters of abortion on demand at any point in a pregnancy. Well, now an American Archbishop is taking on Barack Obama for being the “most committed abortion rights” candidate of a major party since Roe v. Wade, and his Democratic Party Catholic group allies for doing a “disservice to the Church.” I’m glad to see that the Church is finally getting backbone on this subject, because it is impossible to be pro-abortion and a real Catholic. Bravo Archbishop Chaput!
I don’t doubt THIS STORY at all. I went to my county GOP headquarters to get a yard sign on Tuesday and they were all out, because so many have been stolen from people’s yards or torn to shreds in their yards. Liberals just can’t fathom that someone has the gall to oppose their Savior and Messiah.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:40 am
I am furious beyond words that any military ballot is thrown out, and once again, it appears to be an orchestrated attempt to do just that….
As for Murtha, everyone please drop a few dollars in William Russell’s coffer… he can really use our help and is in range of defeating Murtha! http://williamrussellforcongress.com/
October 25th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Thanks again Fish,
I have begun the fight here in Ohio to elect William Russell and defeat the X marine from hell. arch moron Murtha.
October 25th, 2008 at 8:33 am
We’ve got two recently retired officers to support for Congress.
LtCol Bill Russell (USA) against scuzzbucket Murtha in western PA.
www.williamrussellforcongress.com
Colonel Tom Manion (USMC) against Patrick Murphy in eastern PA.
www.manion08.com
October 25th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
The name is Sheehan.
She didn’t claim anything but the fact that a series of “coincidences” could possibly mean that someone was screwing with the campaign. That’s never happened before in politics I suppose?
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October 25th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
No, Craig, her name is Psychowench. She has done nothing but dishonor her son ever since he gave his life for us. She supports surrender to our enemies, the same one who killed her son.
Anybody who considers Nancy Pelosi to be too conservative is someone who has no place within reality. She-hag’s positions are in direct opposition to the thing we hold dear, the Constitution.
She-hag, and anybody who would support her, needs to be immediately admitted into a phychiatric care center for a very long stay.
October 25th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Just for giggles, I actually visited She-hag’s website and looked at her stances on the issues.
To call her a nutjob would be an insult to most of the nutjobs out there. I’m not saying a brick shy of a full load…more like only a half a brick IN the load. Think of what appears to be mainstream San Francisco values, and then take a few giant leaps to the left from there, and you’ll start coming into visual range of Cindy. Sheesh.
October 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Craw,
Lot’s of good info. And your right. As a Vet and a citizen, the discarding of military votes make me want to break some heads! The Dim/Socialist will do all they can to win. I think this election has been the most corrupt in history.
Darn it Craw, you should have warned us there was a picture of Cindy She-Hag on her site. Now I’m blind!
October 25th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Goshawk, you type pretty good for a blind man.
Sheehan and her icky ilk are sick. If they actually found a way to think for a nano-second they would realize they are working to destroy the free, safe, prosperous lifestyle they now lead.
It’s too bad so many are voting with their grubby little, lazy paws out instead of with facts and a small knowledge of history.
Virginia and Ohio should be slapped with lawsuits for their immoral behavior in regards to their handling of ballots and registrations.
October 25th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Yeah, Gosh- Shehag is very ugly…Saw her in person when she was in Raliegh. I decontaminated at the nearest bar.
October 25th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
beachmom,
Ohio went to the dems in 06. The governor was corrupt and the people were in an uproar and voted dem. I know because I lived there until a year ago. I did not vote for dems of course. I knew Ohioans were going to be mighty upset because the dems are even more corrupt. The Ohioans should definitely vote out that sec of state Brunner who defied all the courts so she could keep those ACORN registrations under her nose only. It’s utterly sickening.
So Ohio threw out Mike DeWine, who did nothing corrupt and put in that Sherrod Brown who is a POS. And then instead of Ken Blackwell for governor, who is a strict conservative, the people voted for Strickland, another dumbo dem.
So, it’s a real mess there now in Ohio and the dems have most of the power in the state now. ACORN can do what it wants in Ohio because the dems are helping them every inch of the way to the Obama regime.
October 25th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Craig,
“Get out on the Streets with us!”
I NEVER march in a gay parade so I won’t be joining you in your march for the shehag.
Thanks but no thanks. I actually prefer candidates who are sane.
October 25th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Nee,
You must have had to drown yourself in Scotch to decontaminate
after the shehag sighting.
October 25th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Cindy Sheethead.
Hey Craig the Meathead, I wouldn’t p*ss on her if she was on fire.
The Mother of all Moonbats ain’t worth a tinker’s dam.
October 25th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Gee whiz, Crawfish, I wish you could inspire people to think and voice an opinion!
Good job. Again.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Garry,
I know. Nobody who reads my words is ever opinionated in the slightest.
Gunny G, Peppermint, Nee, Goshawk, beachmom, Flag Gazer, Cap’n K, and Garry…thanx for stopping by and commenting.
I haven’t seen She-hag, but I saw the rest of the Code Pinkos a year ago in DC. The Gathering Of Eagles rally on the Washington Mall went down in the morning, then we all went over to Pennsylvania Avenue, and staked out both sides of the street in front of the Navy Memorial to counter-protest the Code Pinko anti-victory march. The only reason I didn’t decontaminate in a bar was that I had to drive back to north of Philly, and I had my two “junior moonbat exterminators” with me. Oh, and Nee was there as well.
October 26th, 2008 at 11:09 am
No one commented on my blog. Must suck.
Good job again Fish.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:34 am
The military vote being thrown out is one of the most egregious things the dems can do. I’m completely incensed over this to say the least. And, we all know why they are being thrown out.
Craw, did you see where an OH judge is now saying a homeless person can vote in OH as long as that person can name a bench they sleep on? OMG, I hope all the Ohioans who voted out the baby with the bath water in 06 are sorry now because the corruption is 100x worse than when the repubs held the state for years.
Any homeless person or otherwise from any state can come into Ohio and claim they sleep on a bench and vote. The fraud in Ohio is going to be extensive. That’s the only way BO could win in OH. I am furious over this.
I hope the repubs have a deluge of lawyers ready for after the vote in OH. Because it will be needed.