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Today’s column is still under construction. It will be ready by 1800 Eastern.

Okay, so the majority of my material is on my home computer, and I’m not on leave this week. My brain didn’t kick into Joe gear in time to send that file to work this morning. I was too preoccupied with the thought of doing my semi-annual physical fitness test this morning, and knowing that the temperature of the pool was a whopping 72 degrees. My voice should return to normal by the Saturday Supplemental Edition.

UPDATE: Here we go!

Okay, now that I’ve fought my way through a FRIGGIN’ SNOWSTORM to get home….Yes, It started snowing on base at 0700, got heavy about 0900, got extremely heavy by 1000, then started sticking about 1145. By 1300 there was over 5” on the ground in Warrington, PA, and I was slipping and sliding while trying to drive. Where’s Algore so I can punch him in his Glo-Bull Warming face?

We start the column with an exercise in wealth redistribution:
Redistribution of wealth…

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money.”

I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08″ tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference–just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

The arrogance of The Chosen One is beyond compare! Now he is demanding that news organizations pay his campaign lots of $$$ for the privilege of covering his election night party. This is simply nuts!

The Obama campaign claims that most of the bad stuff we hear from the eeeeevillll right wing talk radio and the eeeevilllll right wing bloggers about The Chosen One is a pack of lies. They even have a website to “fact check” the “lies.” Too bad that the fact checking website parses its words and spins in circles so much that all it really does is shovel loads of “fertilizer” on the “lies” to cover them up. A website investigates Obama’s fact-checks.

John “Purple Heart from a shaving nick” Kerry has jumped into the fray. He states that Obama finally got asked the tough question from the Clinton campaigns, boxers or briefs. He says that McCain’s answer would be Depends. Real class from the junior gold-digger from Taxachussetts.

Obama and Terrorist Bill Ayres spent millions of $$ on the Chicago public schools while running the Annenburg Project, which was a socialist indoctrination program for the kiddos, but he sent his own kids to private schools. Oh, and he opposed school vouchers that would let other parents send THEIR kids to private schools, where the education is good and the indoctrination into socialism is non-existent. Hypocrisy? Meanwhile, he claims his family was poor, but he went to the most expensive private school in Hawaii and then to Harvard. Where’d THAT money come from?

Speaking of Terrorist Bill Ayres, he openly declared, on video, that he was a Marxist just before an event with The Chosen One. Watch and learn, my young Padawans.

Too bad Terrorist Bill Ayres wasn’t convicted and sentenced in Texas. The Crawfish’s home state knows what to do with violent criminals

I’ve gone this far without mentioning ACORN??? Shame on me. Here’s their organizations “People’s Platform”, updated in the 90s, just before He started training their people but he was never part of them, right?

For the Greenies out there, and the rest of us who are interested in alternative sources of energy, here’s one that shows real promise, and could produce fuel for aircraft, heavy equipment, ships, trucks, and cars! This is going on in Gila Bend, south of Phoenix. Be sure to listen to the final sentence. This is not a hoax or a joke. American scientists solving problems!

If any of you still believe academia isn’t extremely biased, here’s a story for ya. Over 3200 people, mostly in academia, have signed a statement in support of Terrorist Bill Ayres, saying his terroristic past is “just history.” Well, gee willikers, Osama Bin Laden’s terroristic actions are also just history, aren’t they?

Now I’m not gonna say that the Obama campaign has been active in accepting unlawful donations, but….Newsmax will! And so does Michelle Malkin, and American Thinker, and…

A TV station DARED to ask some actual pointed questions about the Obama-Biden campaign to Senator Biden. They DARED to ask questions that aren’t on the approved list. The result? That TV station is banned from contact with the campaign. Shades of Pravda and Isvestia

I can’t believe that the Noo Yawk Slimes actually printed this article. His disdain of small town America is already well-known, those darned bitter Americans who cling to guns and religion, but now…”In a rare slip, he told The Associated Press: “I’m not interested in the suburbs. The suburbs bore me.”” I’m SHOCKED!

And now the winner of the BOVINE EXCREMENT STATEMENT OF THE YEAR, we go to our illustrious Speaker of the House, Red Nanny P-Lousy, who said “But I do tell you that if the Democrats win, and have substantial majorities, Congress of the United States will be more bipartisan” and she actually expected us to BELIEVE IT!

More news coming out about what Obama and that guy he hardly knew (Terrorist Bill Ayres) did together. Here’s how they spent millions of dollars when they were on the board of the Annenburg Project and the Woods Foundation. Ayres is just a neighbor and Obama’s really NOT a marxist socialist

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