What in the world is a Crawfish doing in the frozen wastelands of Pennsylvania? This ain’t right! Eleven degrees on Monday morning, with the forecasted temperature to be sixteen on the morning that y’all will be reading this. BRRRRRRRR!!!! Oh well, I’ve got puh-lenty of material for y’all to read before Christmas.
The Crawfish might owe an apology to the Dallas Police Department, but not yet. Some evidence is now coming out that the attacks on my classmate’s older sister may have been faked by her and the deaths of her and the kids was possibly a murder-suicide, although the Medical Examiner says that the test results won’t be back for a few weeks. On the other hand, the family and some folks that I know close to the situation caution us to not believe everything we see in the news, as some of it is questionable. They don’t believe that she did the deed. Something’s fishy, and I don’t know which direction the odor is coming from. When I get more definitive information, I will let y’all know. Please continue to pray for Tammy (mother), Greg (brother), and Frank (husband). Thank you.
I can hear the conservatives around the country screaming “WE TOLD YOU SO!” on this story. Just before the election, the “economic experts” told us that if we didn’t give hundreds of billions of $$ to the banks, we would face an economic crisis and the stock market would crash. Well, the liberal Congress and the liberal President handed over the billions, with absolutely no strings attached. What happened? The stock market still crashed, and the banks used the money to pay bonuses and to acquire other banks. Congress is demanding that the Big 3 show business restructuring, but the banks are allowed to act as if they were Congress with their fiscal irresponsibility. The banks even admit that they don’t know where the money went!
This quote comes from The Chosen One’s choice to be Secretary of Energy, “Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe,” Here’s the Wall Street Journal article the quote came from. I hope and pray that the GOP Senators in his confirmation hearing hammer him silly with that quote. Another friggin’ liberal raising taxes on the poor and middle class while praying at The Goracle’s altar. Hat tip to blogger OncealwaysaMarine.
Y’all know how much I cannot stand The Prophet Algoracle and his Glo-Bull Warming FRAUD. Well, blogger Catmman has a column up in which The Crawfish found an absolute GEM! Y’all have GOT TO GO HERE!
What’s the best way to turn a member of the media into a conservative? Just check this headline!
Not only is prospective White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel hip deep in the Governor Blogo scandal, but he has a history of trying to get illegal alien CRIMINALS to be eligible to vote in the USA. Gotta love someone who puts partisan politics ahead of national security.
Put down all food and beverage for this video that really IS in the holiday spirit, for twisted minds like mine!
I think someone just ruined their career. A real METEOROLOGIST from CNN just blew the lid off of Algoracle’s myth of man-made Glo-Bull Warming. Not only did he call the theory “arrogant”, but he showed the history of global temperature trends. His masters at CNN are probably quite displeased.
The Governator says he will veto the newest budget plan from the Californication legislature. It has a few budget cuts and tax increases, but doesn’t cut enough. Here’s a suggestion to help him balance the budget…end the financing of any service for illegal aliens. No welfare, health care, education, in-state tuition for college, housing, etc. That’d knock off a LOT from the budget.
Maybe there is a small community of conservatives left in Chicago. Here’s a Univ of Chicago professor who says that Employee Free Choice Act which is really the Union Thuggerization Act, is unConstitutional.
Once upon a time, there was a new cable TV network. It was designed to be the video version of a good rock and roll radio station. Then they figured out that they had the power to program the tastes in music for all of America’s youth, so they foisted “New Wave” upon us, and then helped (c)rap become popular. Now, MTV has completely lost their way and is heavily expanding their reality show content. What does that have to do with rock and roll music videos?
Liberal Democrat George W. Bush announced a bailout plan that will go into effect for the UAW…er, the Big 3 automakers. Immediately, the UAW put out a statement basically saying that anybody who expects the union to help out is smoking crack because the union is going to make ZERO concessions, no matter if it drives the companies their workers actually work for into the ground. It is all about union power, even if it causes the union worker to lose his job. Morons. When are they going to realize that the employees work for the companies, not the unions?
Blogger Ender has a really good satire post about the Goracle and his minions in a parody of Tennison’s “The Charge of the Light Brigade.”
Only in Californication can the State Attorney General say that a legally passed amendment to the state Constitution violates the state Constitution. Memo to your pot-fried brain, Mr. A-G, if it is in the Constitution, then it cannot be unConstitutional.
When he’s in front of friendly crowds, The Chosen One is saying a lot about the proposals that he’s planning to make once he is crowned. Unlike the centrist stuff he spouted before the cameras on the campaign trail, in these settings he returns to his Marxist-socialist roots.
We’re now entering peak sex-season in the USA according to some folks who study that stuff. That may be, since those of us who have been married for more than 5 years tend to only have our fun around birthdays and Christmas….
Although it is for purely selfish reasons, IRAN is joining with the international community by sending a warship to Somali waters to help fight the pirates. That’s a good start, President I’minajihad.
Here’s another expose on the fact that rules don’t matter when you are The Chosen One.
From the “Color Me Surprised…NOT!” files comes another example of the GOP having no spine at all. House Minority Leader Boehner calls the ILLEGAL use of TARP funds to bail out the UAW…er, the automobile manufacturing industry, regrettable. While don’t you file suit against it and prevent it, then? No spine and no (self-censored because this is a family-friendly website).
Continuing my Christmas Spirit theme, there’s 112 folks who are thanking their guardian angels about now and believing in miracles during this season. You would be too if the 737 you were flying in crashed and burned on takeoff but nobody died.
Columnist Kevin McCullough has this column that thanks the ones who serve, tells some of what they endure to protect the nation, and shows why some folks just never will get it. Well worth the read.
Is there anything related to government in Corruptionnois…er, Illinois, that isn’t screwed up to the point of being comically sad?
Blogger Saltwater sent me another satisfying story of 2nd Amendment rights being used to the detriment of a bad guy. I love these stories!
While Red Nanny P-Lousy and the rest of the Gang that Couldn’t Get Approval Rates Above 20% are accepting a pay raise for their strenuous job of campaigning non-stop while OCCAISIONALLY showing up for Congressional sessions and screwing those up beyond belief, Sarah Palin is refusing a pay raise in Alaska, even though she is only making $125K per year. Hat tip to FawnMac.
Just what we need. The Californication of America begins. Do we really want this nation to resemble the most screwed up state?
Meanwhile, the message from the Democrats seems to be that we need all sorts of government intervention, spending, stimulus, and bailouts, but all of that will still not stop the recession from worsening. If it isn’t going to help matters any, then why destroy the Constitution by doing it?
Hugo the Red gives us yet another example of what might happen if the marxist/socialists/Obamists take complete control.
Nicholas Kristof’s Sunday column shows the hypocrisy of the left when it comes to charity and personal donations. The left is oh-so-generous with OPM (Other People’s Money), but stingy with their own. They believe that gummint is the solution to all of life’s problems, while conservatives believe in faith, personal responsibility, and personal giving along the lines of what Jesus (and the prophets of the Old Testament) told us to do.
Here’s a good series of articles from Monday’s Drudge Report. First, ALL of Canada might have a white Christmas for the first time since 1971. Wasn’t that during the time period that the climate alarmists were screaming about Global Cooling? Joe Bastardi of Accuweather points out that European temperatures are 6-10 degrees cooler than normal, and the US temps are more like 1950, the year that signaled an end to the warming cycle of the 30s and 40s. Heck, even the Chinese are saying that Beijing just had its coldest December day in 57 years! “Paging Algore! Paging Algore! Where are you Algore?”
Those of you who are male and have been married for more than 5 years might consider this as a Christmas gift to your wife. Okay, so it would really be for you, but still!
A UN expert says that Zimbabwe’s Dictator Mugabe is out of touch with reality. I think that qualifies for a “Golden DUH! Award.”
Someone needs to welcome central India into the 19th century. They seem to be a few centuries behind reality.
Blogger Gunny G sent this ad from the Washington Post’s website. The people can send, for a nominal fee, their congratulatory messages to The Chosen One. Since they are media lapdogs of Obama’s, they will not allow any messages that are not “congratulatory in nature” according to the fine print at the bottom. Opposition to HIM is not allowed.
Alright, this column has gone on longer than I wanted. I just keep finding more material. I’ll end it with this. The Crawfish wishes all of you a very Merry Christmas, not Happy HanuRamaKwanzMas.
If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.