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The Crawfish is now officially OUTTA CONTROL! When I can come up with this much column-worthy material in 4 days, and that’s after already splitting my column in two…sheesh. I promise that it is really worth reading, so hang in there.

One of the priorities of the incoming Administration appears to be getting control of spending by the Social Security Administration and Medicare. The Crawfish actually put forth a plan to properly take care of Social Insecurity last year. It is about halfway down this page from my election platform of 2008.

Proving once again that Europe is actively surrendering to the “Religion of Peace” and its threats of violence, some schools in Denmark are refusing to enroll Jewish kids. Why don’t they simply crack down on muslim violence instead of discriminating against the Jews? Would that offend the Religion of Hate? Oh, poo. Three paragraphs into a column and I’ve got CAIR’s towels in a twist again.

The Useless Nations have showed their hand, again, in support of Islamic terrorist organizations. Is it any wonder why they continually oppose Israel and ignore atrocities committed by muslims?

The Crawfish is stunned. I actually find myself agreeing with someone who is an actor in Hollyweird. He is a PO’d American and I think we need a bunch more like him. (WARNING: that link contains un-PC thoughts and a few acronyms of almost Sailor-like language)

Just when you thought the bailout mania couldn’t get any more idiotic, along comes Porn King Larry Flynt and the guy from “Girls Gone Wild,” demanding a $5 Billion bailout of the porn industry. Of course, knowing the reprobates that run Congress, such as Teddythedrunk (D-Chappaquiddick), I wouldn’t really be surprised to see it pass. Blogger American Sweetheart has a good rant on this lunacy.

Of course, most of these bailouts wouldn’t be necessary if the credit system had not gone kaput, led by Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. For years, conservatives tried to get proper oversight and regulatory action on them, as evidenced by this video which the media got removed from the archives of Time Warner. Who backed the fraudulent actions of the GFEs while they were perpetuating huge amounts of fraud and on the verge of collapse? That would be none other than the party of the Congresscritter who was having a homorelationship with one of the heads of Freddie Mac, Bawney Fwank.

Then again, the Jerusalem Post has an editorial column by a rabbi who is the author of two books about sex.

You’ve gotta love how liberals cannot stand to use, or abide by, plain English. The simple language of our Founding Fathers must be “interpreted” to mean whatever the liberals WANT it to mean, while what a liberal really means must be wordsmith’d so as to be palatable to the American people. Why can’t they have the honesty and integrity to actually tell the truth?

It kinda takes us back to the campaign. When Rev. Wrong became known to more folks than just Sean Hannity’s audience, Trinity United Church of Christ scrubbed all mention of Dr. Cone and his Black Liberation Theology from their website, while it had been the centerpiece of their vision statement beforehand. Now, some socialist organizations are scrubbing their own sites to remove mention of Obama associates or nominees. Hat tip to blogger catmman who is a good Air Force vet down in San Antone.

Some folks seem to think that I never criticize George W. Bush. Well, since the only things that he has done that I have supported have been his judicial appointments (except Harriet Myers), his tax cuts for all taxpayers, and his engagement in the war of Islam vs Everybody, those folks haven’t been payin’ tension. Here’s another not so brilliant move on his part. Let’s give a bonus to the guy who presides over a border that is porous at best. Cue the cartoon guys from the Guinness commercials.

Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin reports that the Dept of Justice is finally taking action against the New Black Panthers for their voter intimidation tactics in Filthadelphia on National Vote For Obama Day. While only one polling place “guard” was reported by the media, evidently it was supposed to be taking place nationwide. The DoJ had to get the investigation public now, because the Obama Administration will try to quash that investigation two weeks from now. Notice that there was no national uproar about this case, but if it had been white guys intimidating voters and that precinct had gone to McCain…

Michelle also has a nice story about Obama’s Attorney General nominee and his role in pardons and sentence commutations for TERRORISTS in the US. Does anybody really believe that Dear Leader will be tough on terrorists?

The IDF has found a map that proves their claims that Hamas uses civilian areas and mosques for their militant actions against Israel.

The worst President of the past 150 years has chimed in again. As per usual, he blames Israel for the fighting in Gaza. The idiot still believes that a group whose charter calls for the extermination of Israel, and who refuse to acknowledge Israel’s right to exist, and whose religion calls for the enslavement or killing of all who do not convert to Islam, can be trusted to make a lasting and meaningful peace. He even has the nerve to refer to the tunnels that Hamas uses to smuggle weapons and fighters into Gaza as “defensive tunnels” that Israel attacked. This guy used to be a nuclear power engineer and graduate of Annapolis? Methinks he must have violated the Honor Code multiple times to pass anything more strenuous than junior high-level English Lit.

If y’all had any doubts about Barack Obama being a celebrity instead of a serious and substantial public figure, this ought to cure those notions and bring his stature into focus. Newsweek’s recent cover resembled old-school stained glass windows and paintings of Jesus and the saints, all of the other “news” and “entertainment” mags have cover stories on him (mostly fluff articles), and now he’s the central figure of a Spiderman comic. Yep, really Presidential material.

The celebrification of Dear Leader and his cult of personality even extends to the DC Metro.

The Coronation parade for King Barack I will, of course, be completely politically correct to the point of a high school marching band changing their name and covering up the logos on their uniforms. If there was ever to be an inauguration parade for President Crawfish, I’d make sure that any school with the mascot of Chiefs, Warriors, or anything like that would get to send a representative if they wanted to.

The Crawfish figured out why The Chosen One and Dingy Harry really opposed the Senate appointment of Roland Burris. They don’t want competition in the celebrity department from a man who has already erected a monument to himself.

The Chosen One has been talking about moving quickly to cut taxes once he is crowned. Too bad for him, since Queen Nanny’s new rules for the House don’t allow for tax cuts, unless they are offset with tax INCREASES somewhere else! Tyranny, thy name is Pelosi.

I’ve mentioned before how I am deeply aware of the divisions within the Episcopal/Anglican community in the USA. The ordination of openly homosexual bishop Gene Robinson was one of the final straws, and now a female bishop has come out and declared “homosexuality is a gift from God.” Then in this past week, a supposed priest, Ed Bacon, said on Oprah’s TV show ”being gay is a gift from God” in response to a viewer. Obviously, the Episcopal Church has now officially gone off the deep end if they allow these two people to continue being ordained, since the Bible is quite clear that homosexuality is NOT A GIFT and is actually an ABOMINATION!

Hat tip goes to AllMilitary.com member fawnmac for bringing us the link for this story. Minnesota Representative Keith Ellison, who professes the faith that commands loyalty to Sharia Law over all other laws, and therefore is anti-American, went on the Hajj Pilgrimage to Mecca, proving where his loyalties lie. His trip was paid for by a “non-profit interfaith group” called the Muslim American Society (what part of interfaith is compatible with muslim?), which was created by the Muslim Brotherhood, which also spawned Hamas and Al-Qaeda. MAS wants Sharia Law to be imposed upon the USA. MAS also supports terrorism and praises terrorists as martyrs in their organization’s magazine. MAS says that they did not pay for the trip, but Ellison’s office says that they did and it was approved by the House Ethics Committee. It has been noted often that muslims are encouraged by their faith to lie to Infidels while working to defeat them. Since the link here includes a defense of this group by CAIR, I have probably landed on that hate group’s watch list one more time (yippee!).

I can’t make this stuff up, folks. The Colombian coffee growers are threatening to sue Mike Peters over one of his comic strips in the USA. Peters is the creator of “Mother Goose & Grimm,” which is one of the funniest strips in syndication. The cartoon noted that the violence in Colombia might mean that there really is a bit of Juan Valdez in every can. I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

All I can say to this story is…”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!” It appears that these idiots will not get to enjoy their ill-gotten gains, and will soon be receiving their 72 virgin male camels in Hell. Oh, no. That could possibly have offended CAIR again…but I don’t CARE!

A friend of mine from Baltimore told me that the city’s Democrat machine is starting to look like the one’s in Chicago and Detroit, since the politicians are starting to get arrested in droves, including the Mayor.

The Bible tells that God will bless those who bless Israel, and will curse those that oppose Israel. Blogger James Burns has a post that shows how bad things happen to the US when we do things to oppose Israel. Makes ya think!

The Golden Child’s advisors are now saying that 4.1 million jobs could be created by His recovery plan. Heck, The Crawfish could do better than that! I could create about 12 million jobs for Americans, completely eliminating all need for welfare. All I’d have to do is close the border and throw out the 20 million illegals we’ve got here now!

Even as he is leaving office, there is still a large amount of Bush Derangement Syndrome in DC. Avowed Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders is objecting to the text by a portrait of W going into the Presidential Gallery in the Smithsonian. Give it a rest, you anti-Constitutional jerk. Your partner in Marxism won!

One of the Sun’ni terrorist leaders in Iraq was captured and has confessed to being the “military commander” of that group. First of all, since they are a terrorist group and not a nation, they cannot have a legal (by Geneva Accords definitions) “military.” Secondly, I wonder if his confession was obtained through talking nicely to him, as Leon Panetta and the rest of the American liberals want to do to terrorism suspects and illegal combatants, or through “active” interrogation…you know, the kind that actually WORKS.

The unConstitutional Public Broadcasting System and NPR are hereby honored for our “Biggest Laugh of the Week Award.” These organizations, which cannot compete in the open marketplace because of their lunacy and left wing slant (but I repeat myself), and cannot survive without being paid for with the tax dollars of people who oppose everything they stand for, are asking for a BAILOUT of $550 BILLION! They’re not entitled to ONE DOLLAR of my tax “contributions,” but are demanding 550 Billion???

In second place comes the reporter in this story who can probably spout all sorts of anti-US or anti-Israel talking points, but is clueless on something that most kindergartners know.

Blogger Mrs Always Learning expresses the thoughts of many of us who are frustrated by our anti-Constitutional politicians.

When the official newspaper of the leftists around the globe, Pravda, says that we’re on the verge of an ice age you KNOW The Prophet Algoracle’s Glo-Bull Warming fraud is based on science that is anything but “settled” in his favor.

If you believe, like The Crawfish does, that The Prophet Algoracle and his Gorons are complete frauds, and that Glo-Bull Warming is a hoax, you are encouraged to contact him with this link and let him know. Hat tip to blogger Jesse “The Mind” Norman and his comments at The Weekly Claw, Townhall edition.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

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