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Some of you are going to be in for a double shock as you read today’s column. First of all, it is back down to a size that can be digested much quicker than the past few edition. Secondly, the size reduction is due to the fact that I managed to stay OFFLINE for all but a couple of hours this weekend. How’d that happen?

Have I said lately that I really like the new Pope and the Vatican under his leadership? Calling out Obama’s “arrogance” when nobody in the media or any government has the stones to do so…love it!

I just wonder when the Pope will say that politicians who actively support abortion shall be denied Holy Communion. It really does need to happen.

To anyone who complains about my references to President Obama as The Messiah, The Chosen One, The Golden Child, etc., and my calling his inauguration The Coronation, I have done so because of how his followers and the media (but I repeat myself) have treated him over the past year. If you doubt it at all, just check out CNN comparing the inauguration to The Hajj pilgrimage in Mecca. Does THAT make my point? If not, then how about THIS story with its accompanying video? (tip of the hat to blogger INTHENOW who gives his input all the way from Italy)

More Obamessiah worship is popping up in cities around the nation. What exactly has he done to deserve this kind of adulation, besides vote “Present’ a few hundred times and repeat the mantra “hopeandchange…hopeandchange…” over and over until the sheeple were hypnotized?

While the USA is on a quick march to socialism with the Troika of Obama, Reid, and P-Lousy, the Russians, under Putin are reviving the Soviet Union as quickly as possible.

Now that they are the party who is in charge, and would be blamed for any problems resulting from it, Congressional Democrats suddenly want a say regarding Gitmo closing down instead of demanding that it be closed YESTERDAY! (Hat tip to fawnmac from www.allmilitary.com)

This story got sent to me by a BUNCH of veterans and other pro-military conservatives. The President and First Lady managed to make the rounds to TEN inaugural balls, but for the first time in 56 years the inaugural ball honoring recipients of the Medal of Honor was SKIPPED! But you can bet that he’d have attended one honoring the heterophobes if they’d had one! We now see some of his priorities.

Just in case you weren’t clear on what the Democrats consider to be proper conduct, we have yet another example of how NOT paying taxes is okay for the powerful people of DC. Yes, not only is the man who will soon be in charge of the IRS a tax cheat, but so is the head of the House committee that WRITES the tax laws!

A top official in the EU publicly states that Hamas is a terrorist organization and blames them fully for the Gaza battles, but the EU is going to send huge amounts of money to the Palestinians anyway. They say the money is not going to go through Hamas, but reality says that all money going into Gaza will go somehow to Hamas.

When confronted with a story like this one, one wonders how many folks out there this winter are itching with the desire to kick The Prophet Algoracle in his squirrel food. Of course, while this is going on, Hillary! has appointed an envoy for climate change who is an expert on Kyoto and such. Why is junk science such an important issue for the Administration?

Proving yet again that the economic “stimulus package” is really nothing more than a bill to fund any liberal program that normally cannot pass the smell test, Red Nanny is adding BIRTH CONTROL funding to the package. Is she trying to increase stimulation in the country or stimulate the economy?

And you thought THAT was the worst possible abuse of the stimulus package that I’d find, didn’t ya? Fear not, oh visitors to The Swamp, for it really does get worse for those of us who support the Constitution.

Why is it that for some people, it is ALWAYS a racial thing?

Qualifications? Why would anyone consider qualifications when contemplating who to appoint to a vacant Senate seat? Certainly not Governor Helmet Hair of Corruptionnois, since he thought about appointing OPRAH to the seat.

Many of you have expressed concern about the increasing socialistic aspects of our government. While the Democrats are strongly for socialism, even if they won’t say so publicly, the formerly conservative GOP has aided and abetted them for the past eight years or so. One of the most troubling aspects of our slide to the left is the growing amount of gummint control over the financial sector. Over the weekend, Queen Nan admitted that nationalization of the banks is something that the American people need to support. Will somebody puh-leeeze get her a copy of the Constitution.

If you eat a lot of McDonalds-type foods, are so lazy that you consider walking to the bathroom to be quality exercise, and weigh 400 pounds, it really isn’t your fault that you are overweight according to a crackpot “scientist” in Louisiana. I wonder how many hundred thousand dollars in government grants he got for his research.

You’ve all seen the television commercials for the retirement community in Florida called “The Villages.” Okay, you’re all seen hundreds of those commercials. Well, The Crawfish has discovered the reason for their motto of “Florida’s Friendliest Hometown!”

Some folks out there (La Raza, LULAC, other racepimps) believe that anyone who supports only LEGAL immigration and wants immigrants to assimilate into American culture must be a racist. Us evil conservatives just want to keep the latino down. In reality, it is the latinos that oppose assimilation that keep their fellow latinos down, as shown by this story about an immigrant who is doing it right. Good job, Ruben Jauregui! May your hard work and dedication be rewarded with success throughout your life in the United States of America.

Pakistan is supposedly an ally in the fight against Islamic terrorists, but they let the Taliban run loose and open in their country, and have let terrorists operate from their lands to attack India. See what a bunch of Texas Guardsmen are putting up with as they try to help the people of Afghanistan.

Ya know, Neal Boortz has been at this for a lot longer than I have, and sometimes I realize my own words would just pale in comparison to his on a story.

The Crawfish is a student of military and political history. I have come up with the proper comparison for today’s GOP. They are the Vichy GOP, who are nothing but puppets offering token opposition to the Democrats. Here’s a hint, guys. If something is anti-Constitutional, it is your DUTY to oppose it with every weapon in your legislative and parliamentary arsenal.

Can y’all imagine someone like this being taken seriously as a candidate for any political office 20 years ago. My, how we’ve deteriorated as a nation.

Who says the Brits don’t have a sense of humour? Just look at some of the names they give streets and towns.

If you believe, like The Crawfish does, that The Prophet Algoracle and his Gorons are complete frauds, and that Glo-Bull Warming is a hoax, you are encouraged to contact him with this link and let him know. Hat tip to blogger Jesse “The Mind” Norman and his comments at The Weekly Claw, Townhall edition.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

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