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As we end another week, The Crawfish looks back and is incredulous over the insanity seen in DC. I didn’t think we’d see the total implosion of the Democratic Party and their media support for at least a year of the Reign of King Barack I, but I was mistaken!

Don’t EVEN try to say that we didn’t tell you this was going to happen. Real conservatives, as opposed to the McCainiacs, repeatedly said last year that Obama is a Marxist-socialist and will try to impose those philosophies upon our nation like his buddy Hugo Chavez is doing in Venezuela. We told you Obama would run the Constitution through the shredder. You didn’t believe us.

The Crawfish is NOT surprised by this kind of behavior in Oakland, Californication. A socialist black separatist movement is calling the black criminal who killed four Oakland cops a “hero” and accusing the Oakland Police Department of “genocide.” These Obama supporters are scum. Their group was founded in CHICAGO and demands reparations for slavery and colonialism, and an end to police arresting blacks who break the law. If they are so pan-African and black separatist, why don’t they move their socialist carcasses to Africa?

Those anti-whiteys should also consider moving to Brazil since Brazil’s President is also an anti-white racist.

Hmmmm. Looks like someone over at Real Clear Politics has stumbled upon a reason that the AIG bonuses were protected by Senator Dodd. BUSTED!!!!!

Part of the reason that some of the AIG execs are returning bonus money is that their identities were going to be exposed and their security threatened by Noo Yawk Attorney General Andrew Cuomo. Nothing like BLACKMAIL by an Attorney General to get results.

Obama’s complete contempt for the law and his own word is amazing. He signed the omnibus spending bill into law, but turned around and started making exceptions to the law in violation of his own rules. What the Emperor wants, the Emperor gets, I guess.

Good Lord.  First, Obama insults the Prime Minister of Britain with his gift of a few DVDs and saying our relationship with the UK isn’t anything special. Now he insults President Sarkozy of France by writing a letter to his predecessor Jacques Chirac, saying how he hopes to work well with him for the next few years. If Bush or any other Republican had done this, it would have been all over the front pages.

The Democrats keep saying how they want us to be energy independent, and how they want to keep jobs in America, so why do they keep making it impossible for us to get our own oil, which would mean American jobs? They’d rather us continue to be the slaves of the Islamic oil states.

The Chosen One chose former Fed chairman Paul Volker to head up his panel on rewriting the tax code. First, do we want someone from the Fed, which has screwed up the financial system quite well, in charge of the tax code rewrite? Second, the perfect rewrite of the tax code has already been done and published. It is called the FAIR TAX!

If you think you’ve had a bad day or a bad week, just be thankful that it didn’t go as bad as one 4 day period in August of 1945 went for Tsutomu Yamaguchi.

The Crawfish didn’t bother watching His Majesty’s press conference on Tuesday. I was already in a cruddy mood and didn’t feel the need to shout expletives at the TV while we’re taking care of someone else’s kid along with our own. I did note that the list of reporters who were called upon was missing some major real news outlets, while one race-based outlet (Ebony Magazine) and one outlet that caters to people who refuse to become REAL Americans (Univision) were called upon. One liberal consultant said on Fox News that Univision is a very important news outlet. WRONG! It should only be a station for Spanish-speaking tourists, not anybody who actually LIVES in the USA, since they should assimilate themselves to our nation and learn ENGLISH!

The Crawfish has looked at a couple of media reviews of the presser, including one by Jamie Dupree of WBS Radio. When asked about Bonusgate and why he didn’t rush to the microphones to make a statement, He said “It took us a couple of days because I like to know what I’m talking about before I speak.” The Crawfish asks, “Since when does he know about ANYTHING when he speaks without the Teleprompter Of The United States telling him what to say?”

SEAN PENN IS A STOOGE! That isn’t an insult directed at the left-wing loon…this time. Penn and Jim Carrey are, according to VARIETY, slated to play Larry Fine and Curly Howard in an upcoming “Three Stooges” movie.

Sometimes, while The Crawfish is perusing the news, I can’t help but be proud to say that I am a TEXAN!

Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E. knows that he is on the conservative hit list for 2010, and since he craves the power and attention that he receives as a “moderate Republican Senator” (in other words…a liberal who happens to claim membership in the GOP), he decided that he needed to have a “conservative moment” so he is opposing the card check bill. Thank you, Massa, for actually supporting the Constitution for a change, but you are still a RINO and must be replaced in 2010.

All The Crawfish can say about this story is…’bout damned time!

George Soros is saying that this moment is the culmination of his life’s work, but he is NOT talking about getting a Marxist-socialist majority in Congress and a puppet of his in the White House. Guess who is one of the few eeeeeevilllll rich folks whose investments have been making big bucks in this recession.  Yep, Soreholes has made over $1,000,000,000.00 while the rest of the world has seen their net worths drop.  Why doesn’t he “give back” at a 90% clip like he demands of the rest of the rich folks?

Tax Cheat Timmy is at it again. He’s making major gaffes at an almost Biden-like rate. He said that we (as in the Administration) are “actually quite open” to the proposal by the governor of China’s central bank to ditch the dollar as the mainstay of international monetary transactions in favor of a new international currency. People tend to tell the truth when they make “unguarded” comments, and that’s what this comment apparently was. So the TRUTH is that the Administration DOES want to permanently cripple the US economy. We knew that during the campaign!

In response to Tax Cheat Timmy’s statement, one of the rising stars of the Constitutionalist wing of the GOP, Rep. Michelle Bachmann (MN-6), has introduced legislation in the House that would bar the dollar from being replaced by any furrin’ currency. The Crawfish heard Rep. Bachmann’s smackdown of the Administration’s plans earlier this week, and is gonna learn more about this supporter of the Constitution. She does have a blog on Townhall, which is one of the two sites that The Claw is published.

Tax Cheat Timmy and the rest of the Administration continue their assault on the Constitution by trying to gain the power to control all sorts of private businesses, and Bawney Fwank even says, “The ability of the financial community to block any of this legislation is diminished completely.” Earth to Bawney…the Constitution still trumps your socialism plans. Why don’t you go back to a job that you understand, like running a brothel for heterophobic pedophiles.

The envirowackos in Californication have done it again. They are proposing to mandate that all cars come with paint jobs that reflect the heat of the sun. The idea is to run the AC units in cars less, which should be the cure-all to save the environment. The Crawfish has to ask…what about winter, when you WANT that extra bit of warmth?

Speaking of a wacko from Californication, didn’t Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy promise bi-partisanship when she took over the gavel in January of 2007? Now she’s ramming the Obama budget with all of its accompanying anti-Constitutional baggage through the House, while saying she doesn’t need Republicans to get this done.

Not only is the Obama Administration considering releasing terrorists from Gitmo into the US, but they would also be paying them WELFARE to live here. US taxpayers would be paying terrorists to live and continue their plots against us. Have y’all figured out the pattern yet? Which side of the war of Islam vs the world is our muslim-born (the muslim world considers him a muslim because his father was one) leader on?

Keeping on the subject of violent people being supported by the left, Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin has a great post about the entertainment scheduled for the next week in London for the G-20 meeting. Notice how all of the groups associated with mob violence are tied in with anti-capitalists and the followers of The Prophet Algoracle. If you want civilized behavior, look for conservatives.

When they read news articles such as this one, do The Chosen One and his Homeland Security Ditz…er, Secretary, get concerned or get happy? The Crawfish is guessing the latter.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!” -– Samuel Adams

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