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Lordy, what a weekend. March Madness was in high gear, and so was the Obama Socialism Express. As promised, however, The Crawfish DID find SOME entertaining items.

It is no secret that most of the media almost literally kisses the feet of the Obamas. One of the biggest suckups during the campaign was the supposed most powerful black woman on Earth, yet on the cover of her own magazine Oprah is pictured literally WORSHIPPING micHELLe. Hey Fat Chick, she’s only First Lady, not Queen…yet.

Dingy Harry Reid is upset. He claims that John Roberts misled the Senate during his confirmation hearings for the position of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by portraying himself as more of a moderate than he really is. In other words, Reid believes that upholding the Constitution is an extreme right wing thing to do. Hat tip to Townhall commenter ColumbiaRiver.

Townhall commenter USAEAGLE sent me a story about how some of the “stimulus” funds are going to be used. Yep, that really looks like something to stimulate the economy.

Townhall blogger Jennifer found a great column from World Net Daily about the frustration of everyday REAL Americans and how the Tea Party movement is growing. Liberal elites just don’t get it.

The hat tips keep flowing. This one goes to Townhall blogger Glenn Flowers who sent us this post about what it will take to get the Obama eligibility question properly adjudicated. Well done to retired Marine Captain Jake Martinez from New Mexico.

One more goes to Conservablogs’ Doc Crawfish (no relation to The Crawfish that we know of) who sends a video from Lou Dobbs of CNN detailing all of the very anti-American stuff in the illegal alien amnesty bill that is going up before Congress. Watch this video and get properly HACKED OFF!

On the other hand, some of the liberals have figured out how to prevent the Tea Parties from taking place. They use government harassment and say that there might be “too many attendees!”

Obama’s roots as a Follower of the False Prophet are showing again. His people are putting together a list of muslims to fill Administration positions. Remember that since he was born muslim, any real muslim would be religiously OBLIGED to kill him if he has truly left that “religion,” so if he’s looking to hire them, then he has no fear. Hmmmmmmm.

Back during the campaign, candidate Obama promised that he’d go after Al-Qaida and the Taliban even if they were in Pakistan. Now, President Obama says he won’t do so. Imagine that. Obama lied about opposing Islamic forces.

Speaking of our government assisting in the growth of the Worldwide Caliphate, I wonder if Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano understands that having a known terrorist group such as Hezbollah involved in smuggling operations on our border constitutes a threat to our national security. Since they are Islamic, the Administration probably considers them “friendlies.”

The Islamification of the United Obama States has already started with Sharia Law taking effect in some places.

We have to laugh every once in a while, even if just to keep our sanity. This laugh is brought to you by a politician that isn’t American, for a change.

How often is it that we depend on the leaders of Germany, France, and Spain to protect the world from the disastrous socialist “stimulus” plans of Obama and Brit PM Brown?

Another international plan is in the works that would wreck the economies of ALL of the prosperous and industrial nations and surrender national sovereignty to those wonderful folks at the Useless Nations, all to combat fictional Glo-Bull Warming. Yes, Obama SUPPORTS it!

It gets worse. Obama’s pick to be the chief legal counsel at the State Department is a complete wack-job. This former Dean of the Yale Law School believes in using Sharia Law to settle disputes in court, along with having judges use the norms in OTHER COUNTRIES to rule on laws here in America. Yes, this idiot wants international laws to take over for American laws. He doesn’t believe in US national sovereignty. ONE MORE PIECE OF THE PUZZLE showing how Obama plans to destroy our nation is now visible. This is “Change We Can Believe In!”

GOOD LORD! Going over to the G-20 conference, His Majesty is taking an entourage of over 500 people, plus all sorts of equipment. What in the *(@^#$@ does he need that large of an entourage for? Is this just an excuse to give all of his homies a vacation on the taxpayer dime?

The Crawfish is laughing himself silly over this story. It seems that the job approval ratings for Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy and Dingy Harry Reid are dropping like stones even among Democrats! Some of their ratings are going up, however…their UNFAVORABLE ratings! Keep it up Nan and Harry! Y’all are making 2010 and 2012 look good for the supporters of the Constitution!

Gaffes Biden is at it again. Now he thanks the Prime Minister of Spain for his help in Iraq, when it was this PM who pulled Spanish troops OUT of Iraq when he got elected. Was he being thanked for hacking off Bush or for helping the anti-American forces?

The Chosen One is now exerting control over American private industry by demanding that the CEO of General Motors resign effective immediately. I’m still trying to find this power in the Constitution.

That story set Mrs. Crawfish OFF! She has been in the Navy for over 14 years and finds herself ASHAMED to be any part of our current government. She fears that Obama will completely destroy our nation, setting us back to regional or tribal style life, living day to day in a gangland. Will we survive these years, or will those of us who love freedom have to move to Australia.

Columnist Ben Shapiro is openly wondering if Obama is actively trying to end capitalism. His minion, Tax Cheat Timmy, was quoted last week saying, “Capitalism will be different.”

Citigroup has done such a wonderful job that they are facing bankruptcy, so who better to take over the job of counselor to Tax Cheat Timmy than Citi’s chief economy guy?!?! Talk about rewarding incompetence.

Speaking of tax cheats, the Democrat-run Treasury Department has cut a sweetheart deal with “Reverend” Al Sharpton. If we’re in such a budget crisis, why are we letting rich folks pay less than their share? Is it because he’s black or because he’s a big deliverer of votes for the Democrats?

There’s ANOTHER black Democrat politician tax cheat in the news, and it is our old friend Marion Barry, the former DC Mayor, crackhead, and client of prostitutes. Some are asking if this might violate his probation…ya think???

While we’re talking about a lack of moral values, we have the story of yet another Obama nominee. This time, it is his 2nd attempt at a Secretary of the Navy. The first one was shot down because he is an open homosexual. This one secretly taped his wife’s conversation with a PRIEST during their separation and divorce. Obama really can pick some winners, can’t he.

I’m not going to say that Obama is a LIAR, but he is breaking yet another campaign promise by signing into law the big land-grab bill before the promised 5 days of comments.

Did y’all turn off your lights during “Earth Hour” on Saturday night, thereby making your house an easy target for criminals? The Crawfish definitely kept his lights on, as did my whole neighborhood, which is mostly liberal. Take a wild guess as to what prominent person in the fight against the mythical Glo-Bull Warming left his lights on as well. Yep, The Prophet Algoracle!

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!” -– Samuel Adams

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