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Welcome to the wrap-up of another slam-bang week of topics galore to receive the Claw treatment. I didn’t even include any news from Friday. I’m getting to the point where I’m almost afraid to look at the news sites every morning because of the lunacy that is befalling our nation. The joke is getting old. Bring back Bush.

I do have a favor to ask of my readers. Please send me your favorite quotes from our Founding Fathers or other great Americans for the ending of my columns. I like to change it up a couple of times per month.

The Democrats’ assault on the Tea Party Movement is kicking into gear! The Democrat/union thug/minority-centric government of the City of Brotherly Hate has decided to TAX the Tea Party away. Since the organizers, who already had a permit, asked for electrical hookups, the city no longer classified them as a demonstration, but rather as a “special event.” Would they do this if it was a union event or a pro-Obama event? In a word ohhellno!
UPDATE: The city said that the demonstration could go on, but the organizers have to provide their own PA system AND GENERATOR! The Tea Party folks would otherwise have to pay up front, whereas the Obama campaign got all of the city services, and was allowed to not pay their $24,000.00 bill to the city for over 4 months.

Do they actually think we’ll believe their double-talk? The Soviet Ambassador to the US said that Iran doesn’t pose any kind of threat to the USA “anytime soon.” No, but they are an immediate threat to Israel, and any WMD material they produce will be given to terrorist organizations to use against us, which does not absolve Iran from culpability.

Imagine this…six Democrat members of a racist organization are overseas conducting foreign policy discussions with an avowed enemy of the United States, communist dictator of Cuba Raul Castro. They also met with Cuba’s ailing former dictator (and current puppetmaster) Fidel Castro, emerging from that meeting full of praise for Fidel.

Speaking of black racists, Al Sharpton is back in the news. Al is calling for the removal of Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Ol’ Al thinks Sheriff Joe is being a racist because he’s going after illegals. Now we all know the real reasons that Al is making a stink. First of all, he can’t stand it when he’s not in the headlines for over a month. Secondly, Sheriff Joe is trying to get a bunch of future government-reliant Democrat voters deported.

GM is testing another prototype vehicle that gets lots of miles for very little energy. This is exactly what the Obama Administration is DEMANDING from American automakers, but it is also exactly what American FAMILIES have exactly ZERO desire for. Sorry, but that thing is not usable in rain, cold, heat, or even to go get groceries…and don’t even get me started on where to put the kids.

Then again, there’s Chrysler. His Majesty scolded them for their reorganization plan as well, saying that their lineup was too heavily dependent on trucks and SUVs, but at the New York International Auto Show this week, the only new model that Chrysler is showing is the 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee. King Barack I is not going to be happy, but too bad. The Grand Cherokee is one of Chrysler’s biggest sellers, so they’re not going to ditch it. Sooner or later, it will sink into His head that this is the USA and companies are not run by a national dictator.

Part of our problem in fighting the war of Islam vs the world is we do not teach our youth or our leaders about the reality and history of Islam.

One of Shi’ia Islam’s top ayatollahs praised President Obama, saying “This man does not lack sincerity in what he is saying about Islam.” Well duh! He’s sincere about His own religion, as evidenced by how comfortable He was in His visit to Istanbul’s famous 16th century “blue mosque”, how comfortable they were in hosting His visit, and how readily He bowed deeply to the king of the misogynistic nation that gave birth to that “religion.”

Yes, The Crawfish brought up that gesture of subservience to a foreign nation again. The LIARS of the Obama Administration are saying that He did not bow to the king but that He just had to lean over to shake the king’s hand because Obama is so much taller than the king (but he didn’t to greet the even-shorter Queen Elizabeth II). That is BUNK! The Crawfish has seen the video. Obama grasps the king’s hand and then bows almost to a full 90 degree angle. Even a Saudi-backed newspaper says it was indeed a bow.

Sometimes you have to wonder about the people who run certain websites. For example, this story had a link on The Drudge Report directly above a picture of Queen of the House Red Nanny Pelosi. Talk about an image that is a real “downer”…

Awwwwww, poor babies. It seems that some immigrants who refuse to assimilate into American culture are having a hard time in the Boston area high schools because of a new rule that requires instruction in English only. Hey Pablo, if you don’t like it, go back to your own country. There’s only a few sectors of American society that we should hear other languages in: tourism, immigration, diplomacy, and international business. I should NEVER have to “press 1 for English” or need a translator in my own country.

The Chosen One continues his assault on American values, and in doing so the liberal assault on Bible-based religions, by naming a heterophobe activist, who bashes religious leaders because they have the nerve to uphold the Word of God by opposing the heterophobic agenda, to his council on faith-based initiatives. Religion is only acceptable if it supports perversion or is Islam.

The Somali muslim pirates seem to have made a mistake this week. They hijacked a ship from Maersk Lines with an American crew aboard. The Americans later reported that they had one pirate in custody and more were “in the water.” Hopefully as shark bait. When you mess with the “Alabama”, all The Crawfish can say is, “ROLL TIDE!” UPDATE: As of Friday, the pirates still had the ship’s captain as a hostage, but the FBI and the Navy were moving in to negotiate his release. If The Crawfish was President, the towns that the muslim pirates base out of would right now be big smoking holes.

Most of The Crawfish’s readers either went to school when education was really the goal of the schools (instead of liberal indoctrination by unionized teachers), went to private schools, or succeeded in spite of the teachers unions. The next generation of public school students is in trouble. They won’t get a real education, thanks to the idiotic policies being put in place by the feel-good/smell-bad hippie rejects of the 60s and 70s that are now in charge of the public education systems.

Back in the 70s, when the brain dead government-funded scientists were whining about global cooling, one of the proposed solutions was to shoot particulate matter high into the atmosphere to trap CO2 and heat, so that the planet would warm up. Now that those same scientists are proclaiming dire consequences from Glo-Bull Warming, in spite of all the actual scientific data showing that we quit warming 8 or so years ago when the sunspot activity started diminishing rapidly and that we’re now cooling again, and the Obama Administration is considering shooting particulate matter high into the atmosphere to block the sun’s rays and cool the planet. Yep, y’all read correctly. Same solution for both cooling and warming, and it involves INCREASING pollution.  So much for being GREEN!

Why didn’t he just use some magic to make himself feel good and to make some money? One of the stars of the “Harry Potter” movies got BUSTED with a few bags of pot in his car, and the coppers found 10 mature PLANTS in the bedroom of the family home. The Crawfish wonders why his MOTHER didn’t find the plants growing in the house?  Good liberal parenting style at work.  Oh, and where’s his FATHER???

The Democrats’ continuing quest to get every vote counted, if it comes from a Democrat-controlled area, whether it is valid or not, has caused some interesting information to become uncovered. Now all of The Crawfish’s readers are knowledgeable enough to know that 95% of the votes in Detroit go to the Democrats, because 95% of Detroit is black, muslim, or union stooge. What y’all probably didn’t know is that there are currently over 200,000 more registered voters in Detroit than there are people over the age of 18. ACORN must have been at work, again.

Obama Himself is getting into the act of doing whatever He can to increase the numbers of Democrat voters. He is set to announce major new legislation to legalize the 20,000,000 or more illegal aliens currently in the USA. This will cause an immediate flood of more illegals who hope to get in before the legislation goes into effect. Don’t worry. They’re just here to take American jobs, to not assimilate into our culture, to clog up our healthcare and education systems, and to make our country more like the cesspool that is to our south.

I’m not saying that Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy and Affirmative Action Attorney General Eric Holder have nothing but contempt for the Constitution but when they say that they won’t let the Constitution “stand in the way” of their anti-Second Amendment plans…well, let’s just say that they have shown where the Constitution stands in their minds.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on the objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents.” -James Madison

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