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Since The Crawfish was attending, and reporting on, the Tea Party over the weekend, I didn’t get a lot of news-surfing done. That means y’all will just have to deal with a short version of The Claw today.

Last second update: Here’s a link to a better report on the Tea Party from Bucks County, including a better list of participants, more photos, and video.

The State Senate of Californication doesn’t want to have anything to do with AMERICAN culture, and they are passing a bill that doesn’t allow businesses to discriminate against customers who refuse to speak English. Just another reason to remove California from the USA.

NATO forces captured 7 pirates who tried to attack a tanker. The Crawfish would have preferred that the NATO forces send the pirates to Davy Jones’ Locker, so they could obtain their 72 virgin male camels.

Now for a blast from the past. Two years ago, Dingy Harry Reid had this to say about the war in Iraq. The Crawfish wonders if that traitorous jerk wants to take back that comment.

Pay-To-Play raises its ugly head again, and this time it involves a Democrat Congresscritter, Bush’s Attorney General, another Democrat Congresscritter (indirectly), and a Jewish lobbying organization. The investigation was quashed by Alberto Gonzales in order to get Congressional support for something the President doesn’t need Congressional support to do, namely intercepting international communications for intelligence means.

Obama’s main advisor, David Axelrod, came out and said that the Tea Parties were “unhealthy” and then used the FALSE talking point that Obama just gave 95% of the nation a tax cut. First of all, for 40% or more, that “tax cut” was actually just a raise in welfare payments, and secondly, he’s increasing every tax and fee possible other than the income tax, and most of those increases hit the lower income classes hardest. These fools just don’t get it.

You want an example of the current government’s attempts to raise taxes on everybody, especially those in the lower income levels? Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin has this bit of news about Congress taking away the tax-free benefit of shopping online.

Obama’s Energy Secretary went to the recent summit and launched into Glo-Bull Warming predictions taken straight from the Prophet Algoracle’s bovine excrement, in an effort to get the other nations to buy into the hysteria. We really do need some power players to call these leftists on this fraud.

That summit was just the most recent stop of the Barack Obama “We Suck” World Tour 2009.

Did any of you really believe that former Noo Joisey Governor Christie Todd Whitman was a conservative? If you were under that mistaken assumption, let this article bring you back to reality. She’s a McCain-style Republican, which means she’s about as conservative as Duncan Hunter is liberal. She says that the way for the GOP to get back to power is to get more moderate and to support homosexual marriage. In other words, she wants the GOP to become the Democratic Party of 1992.

Geez. Now the radical heterophobic agenda has entered the Miss USA Pageant. Miss California answered a question from a heterophobic judge about gay marriage by stating that the way she was raised, marriage is between a man and a woman. In other words, she agrees with 99% of America. She lost, partially because this answer outraged the limp-wristers running the show. America is still mostly Christian, and the Bible does say that homosexuality is an “abomination.”

Jesse Be The Jackson, the world’s foremost race-baiting shakedown artist, hasn’t been in the news much lately, and that disturbs him. But lo and behold, one of the situations that he LOVES to get involved in has just arisen. Iranian-American journalist Roxana Saberi has been charged and convicted by a secret court in Iran on spying charges, and Jesse says that he will go over there to get her released. Every time there’s a high profile case of an American, especially if that American is not white, being held by an anti-American government, you can expect to see Jesse schmoozing the dictator to get publicity for himself and possibly the release of that captive. The only way it can be made more pleasurable for Jackson is if the dictator he is visiting happens to be strongly anti-Jew, like Jackson himself.

If you didn’t find the Tea Party/anti-Tea Party coverage to be the most glaring example of media bias in American history, CNN is ready to top it. They’re having special coverage this Wednesday, pre-empting all regular programming, to celebrate the first 100 days of the reign of King Barack I.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on the objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents.” -James Madison

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