The Weekend Claw 5-29-09

With the big news being the SCOTUS Justice nomination, The Crawfish is wondering what the liberals are trying to sneak by under that massive radar blip…

Y’all don’t know how hacked off I am right now. My family had great news last week, but this story directly impacts us. Beyond pizzed!

Here’s a story from Memorial Day about a family of American heroes and how they were treated by the Obama Administration. This will get your blood pressure properly elevated for the rest of this column. Hat tip to Townhall commenter “buck.”

Does anybody except The Crawfish find it puzzling that nobody in the media, not even Fox News, is taking note of this story? The Communist Party USA finds The Chosen One’s agenda to be almost exactly their own agenda.

Even the main newspaper of the Soviet Union, Pravda, agrees that the USA is fast becoming a marxist nation because of the marxist-socialists who are in charge of the Democratic Party. Who is The Crawfish to disagree with the Soviet Union when it comes to spotting communists? Tip of the hat to Townhall blogger Jim.

Joe Biden was correct when he said that our enemies would test the neophyte in the White House within the first six months. North Korea has not only performed nuclear tests and missile launches, but is now saying that the 1953 armistice that ended the Korean War will no longer be abided by. Now let’s see if the second part of his prediction, that The Chosen One would decide on a course of action that would be seen by most as flat out wrong, comes true. For the sake of our nation and that region of the world, let’s hope not.

His Majesty King Barack I keeps stating that he will create or save American jobs by the millions. Well, why is it that his own Environmental Protection Agency’s study shows that the energy policy of the Administration and Nostrildamus Waxman (D-Land of Fruits and Nuts) will cause economic problems and the sending of thousands of jobs overseas. Yep, the Democratic Party is STILL looking out for Americans.

French President Sarkozy is making an appointment that is sure to get The Prophet Algoracle and the Gorons all spun up, which is a good thing.

The Crawfish feels like Gomer Pyle on this one as I say, “surprise, surprise, surprise!” The Californication Supreme Court actually upheld their own state constitution by allowing the voter-approved amendment to the state constitution known as Proposition 8 stand, which means no more heterophobe marriages in that state. The “marriages” that were conducted during the time before the amendment passed will stand, which is fair and proper.

I wonder if this story will get any airtime in the media this weekend. Back on Election Day, some members of the Black Panthers blocked access to a polling place in Philly with blatant voter intimidation. The new political appointees working for the Affirmative Action Attorney General have quashed the charges against the Black Panthers. We can’t have charges being brought against good Democrat role models like that bunch of racist thugs when there’s white conservatives to go after.

Y’all won’t believe the extent to which the government is possibly going in England to combat non-existent Glo-Bull Warming. Just wait until OUR Congress reads this and starts putting forth similar legislation. Mark this down, ‘cause it WILL happen.

Chicago Pay To Play Politics is BACK in the news with the revelation that Roland Burris did indeed promise to help Governor Bad Hair Blago with his funds if he got the Senate appointment, according to FBI wiretaps. Will this change anything? Well, Burris is black and a Democrat, so he is untouchable.

The Crawfish called this one when Souter announced his retardment, but The Chosen One has decided that race, gender, and anti-Constitutionalism are the leading characteristics to be considered when choosing a SCOTUS Justice, as he has picked Sonia Sotomayor, who has more bad judicial remarks and decisions in her career than any judge outside of the Ninth Circus in Than Franthithco. Remember, The Claw recently brought y’all a story about her declaring that the courts are “Where policy is made” which shows that she has no concept of the role of the courts. She clearly does not have the temperament, judgment, or Constitutional knowledge to be elevated to SCOTUS, but since she is a FEMALE and a HISPANIC, there’s no way that more than a handful of Senators will vote against her.

Of course, the rush to make history with the first Halfrican President nominating the first Hispanic SCOTUS Justice will be all over the news, but the media will conveniently forget that there has already been a Hispanic SCOTUS Justice.

Judge Sotomayor has repeatedly made comments to the effect that Hispanics cannot get proper justice without Hispanic judges and that a Hispanic woman will make a better decision than a white man. She has also ruled in favor of discrimination against whites, regardless of what the Constitution has to say. This is to be expected from someone who is a member of the racist group La Raza, as mentioned in her bio from the American Bar Association. For more on La Raza and her association with those anti-American racists, take a trip over to Townhall blogger Gunny G’s “Anti-Liberal Zone.” Will any of the Republican Senators have the squirrel food to bring up her racism during her confirmation hearings? I doubt it. The White House is even warning the GOP Senators to be careful in how they oppose her. That sounds like a threat, which is par for the course when Obama is concerned.

Mark Davis is a nationally-known radio talk show host and newspaper columnist in Dallas/Ft Worth. His Mark Davis Show is aired from 8:30-noon central time on WBAP 820 AM, and he occasionally guest hosts for Rush Limbaugh. Mark is a solid conservative, but is very fair with his criticisms, meaning that he will take either side to task, but will also listen to all viewpoints and give credit where credit is due. His column following the Sotomayor nomination gives us another reality check on this issue.

While we’re discussing racists, the NAACP is up in arms again because some NASCAR fans happen to be proud Southerners. Dear racist NAACP-types, that flag is a symbol of Southern pride and states rights, not slavery. It is the flag of the ARMED FORCES of the Confederacy, in which quite a few free blacks fought. If you’re going to protest against something, at least know what you’re doing. Heck, even the ACLU says you don’t have anything to stand on with this, with the possible exception of the shakedown artist tactics that made Jesse-Be-The-Jackson famous.

Another racist was on display this week in the Philadelphia area. A woman faked a carjacking/kidnapping of herself and one of her children in order to skip town after stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from a law firm. When she made the 9-1-1 call, she said that the perps were black. Why do white people who fake crimes always say that the fictional perp is a black man? Even though black males are statistically more likely to be involved in serious crimes than any other demographic, that is no excuse for that kind of racism that could land an INNOCENT person in prison.

On the topic of twisted versions of justice, y’all will probably have the same reaction as I did when you read this story about a man serving a jail sentence for cocaine trafficking. All I could do was shake my head. Tip of The Crawfish’s hat to Poll Katz e-mailer Ginny.

Ginny gets another hat tip with this article detailing another reason that King Barack I picked Sotomayor for the Supreme Court. She does not believe that the 2nd Amendment applies to private citizens. In other words, the Affirmative Action SCOTUS pick and the Affirmative Action Attorney General BOTH want to take away your rights to own firearms.

Sotomayor also does not believe that the 1st Amendment applies to high school students’ freedom of expression outside of school. Can someone please give an example of a decision of her’s that was in accordance with the Constitution?

It looks like there is a politician in the state of Georgia who wishes to possibly become a member of The Swamp’s own American Tradition Party if The Crawfish reads this story correctly. The closing of this loophole would probably require a Constitutional Amendment, but it would easily pass through the required ¾ of state legislatures. The only opposition would come from the far left and racist anti-American groups like La Raza, which means Sonia Sotomayor would oppose it.

We have another “moderate” Republican who became a member of the Obama Cabinet running around bragging that he will “coerce people out of their cars.” Just where does this Administration find the authority to attempt to modify the behavior of the people of our nation at their whims?

Have y’all heard enough stoooopid ideas to combat the non-existent Glo-Bull Warming yet? No? Well, The Crawfish aims to please, so here’s another one from a lunatic who happens to also be an Obama Cabinet member.

This article is probably going to anger The Prophet Algoracle.

Well, it is the beginning of the end for conservative bloggers, as the Obama Administration is going to name another czar. This one will be for “internet security” which means Crawfish’s Swamp and other conservative sites will soon be declared “subversive” and shut down. Just don’t look for me to go peacefully when they try to take me to a re-education camp.

Every once in a while, I get the privilege of sharing a story like this one by the famous reporter and writer Joseph Galloway. It brings a lump to my throat and joy to my heart. There still is good in the people who serve our nation, so don’t forget it. Hat tip to Poll Katz e-mailer Bill.

His Majesty King Barack I is angering some Democrats in Noo Yawk by injecting himself into the state’s Democratic primary election for US Senator. He supports the hand-picked successor to Hillary! and personally called the Congressman who was going to contest that seat, telling him to stay out of that race.

Did any of you actually take a look at the list of Chrysler dealerships that are going to be closed? Well, some people noticed a couple of patterns and followed up on them. It seems that dealerships in areas that voted for McCain are disproportionately getting cut. It also seems that dealerships who’s owners gave money to the GOP and/or the McCain campaign are getting cut in large numbers, while those owned by Democrat backers are all safe. Obama will do everything he can to punish anybody who dared to oppose him. If these accusations are true, The Crawfish can easily see the dealerships on the cut list going to federal court to get an emergency injunction against Chrysler. This situation could become a BIG mess for the Democrats and The Golden Child.

UPDATE: The Washington Examiner reports that the White House Car Czar, Steven Rattner, is married to the former national finance chairperson for the DNC, Maureen White. Chicago mob-style politics continues.

Here we go again. The ACLU has brought another case all the way to the Supreme Court regarding the 1st Amendment’s “establishment clause”, and once again they aren’t even reading the “establishment clause” which states, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion”. What part of having a war memorial on federal grounds is Congress making a law respecting an establishment of religion?

At least VP Biden can occasionally show a sense of humor. The only question is how the thin-skinned Golden Child will take the joke.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on the objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents.” -James Madison

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