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How in the world did The Crawfish make it through such a busy weekend, including going to the Sprint Cup race at Pocono, and still get a column this long?

So how’d that speech to the muslims work out? Well, it encouraged the unofficial spokesperson for all of the arab nations, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, to demand that Obama step in and force Israel to give up all of the lands that the arabs lost in their disastrous 1967 attempt to exterminate the Jews. SecState Hillary! even publicly said that natural expansion of Israeli settlements is forbidden, meaning that when children in the settlements become adults, they must move out of the settlements, since they cannot build homes for themselves. So the President and His Administration are doing everything that they can to bend over for the muslims while shafting the Israelis…can someone PLEASE explain to me why America’s Jews continue to vote so heavily in favor of the Democrats? I mean it really is kinda like “Jews for Hitler!”

Obama’s Cairo speech was definitely a signature piece of His Administration so far, since it was full of inaccuracies and downright lies. That’s quite understandable, coming from a Democrat in the 21st century.

Exactly how has He done with His apologizing for everything the USA has done in his continuing “America Sux World Tour 2009”? Has He humiliated our nation before the world? Well, the Heritage Foundation came up with a list of the Top 10 Apologies by The Chosen One. Hat tip to AllMilitary.com commenter “Anastas” for this story.

Isn’t that special? The Affirmative Action Attorney General has issued a statement assuring all muslims in America that the US Government will protect them and their civil rights, but there is no mention of the US Government protecting Americans from the terroristic Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet. Which side of this war is B. Hussein Obama on?

The Affirmative Action SCOTUS nominee has been found to support yet another racist ideal. She claimed that the death penalty is racist because blacks are disproportionately represented on death row. What she doesn’t take into account is that blacks disproportionately commit those crimes that allow them to be eligible for the death penalty.

As long as we’re dealing with people who got their jobs based upon their race and who exhibit racial tendencies in their writings and speeches, let’s see what Mayor Ray “Chocolate City” Nagin is up to these days. Aw, shucky darn. It seems that ol’ “Schoolbus” Nagin and his wife took a trip to China for some reason or another and got their tails QUARANTINED! N’awlins native Mrs. Crawfish enjoyed that bit of news.

Since His Majesty King Barack I, Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy, and Dingy Harry “Land Deal” Reid have been waging a full-out assault on the Constitution, Senator Teddythedrunk (D-Chappaquiddick) decided that he had to jump into the battle. His new healthcare bill would MANDATE that employers provide healthcare insurance, meeting certain requirements, for all employees. What part of the Constitution allows the federal gummint to have any say in the private business contracts between employer and employee? The bills would also LIMIT THE PROFITS of insurance companies and force them to compete with a government-run insurance program. Yes, I said that the profits of private companies would be LIMITED, and that the government would be going into the business to compete with them, which means that the government would undercut all private companies to drive them out of business, which leads us to completely socialized healthcare. The old lecherous murdering drunk probably didn’t expect any of us to figure out the plan.

And the rats say, “More Free Cheese! More Free Cheese!” The Chosen One is suggesting to Congress that they not tax workers’ benefits to fund Obamacare, but rather should (puh-leeeeze tell me you saw this one coming) continue the class warfare taught by Marx, Engels, Lenin, etc. and TAX THE RICH!

The Useless Nations also likes the idea of taxing the rich. This time, in order to fight the non-existent Glo-Bull Warming, the UN wants to tax international air travel. Never mind that the airlines are already cutting back because of severe losses. Let’s cause them to lose more passengers by increasing their costs!

Monday afternoon, Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin put a smile on my face. No, not like that you pervs! She brought up the story of former Congresscritter William “Cold Cash” Jefferson and his whole rotten family. FOUR YEARS after getting caught with $90,000.00 of FBI bribe money hidden in his home freezer, he’s finally going to trial. Everyone he’s associated with seems to also be up on corruption charges of some kind or another. As Michelle points out, we’re now on stand-by for cries of “RACISM!” from the Justice Brothers. I guess the only question is…how long before the Affirmative Action President orders the Affirmative Action Attorney General to order the charges dropped, or is He simply going to pardon them all? Gee, it seems that the only way P-Lousy’s Culture Of Corruption Swamp gets drained is for some of them to get VOTED out!

The Psychotic Midget With The Funky Hair And High Heels is at it again. He has realized that The Chosen One is completely spineless, so he has conducted nuclear tests, fired off over a dozen missiles, stated that the 1953 Armistice is null and void, and now has sentenced two female American reporters to 12 years in a hard labor camp. Will THIS be the straw that gives the camel a back? Well, since the segment of the American population that has Korean heritage tends to be hard working and values REAL education and hard work, they probably tend to be somewhat conservative. That means those two are just gonna have to suck it up and deal with it for 12 years. That’s what happens when a reporter goes against the wishes of a socialist tyrant, or the one in Pyongyang.

Hold onto your hats, ‘cause this next bit o’ news is gonna shock you. The liberal apparatchiks in Californication are almost beside themselves because some legislators are considering killing off their welfare program to save money. Imagine the horror. Not paying people for not working? Some of them are bleating that welfare has been hugely successful, but The Crawfish says that they are defining success by the number of people dependent upon liberal government programs and therefore will never vote for anything but a liberal.

The President and his staff are probably not too pleased with the election results in Lebanon. The Iranian and Syrian supported terrorist group Hezbollah was not able to win enough seats to completely take over that nation, which means they will not be able to successfully turn the whole country into a staging base from which to attack and destroy the evil Zionist regime in Israel. America’s Jewish population, however, remains supportive of the Democrats and everybody else who would send Israel into oblivion.

Election results throughout Europe are also potentially troubling for the President. Everywhere that conservatives were NOT embroiled in corruption scandals, they won or made serious gains. Even Europe is waking up to the fact that socialism doesn’t work.

The screaming from the auto dealers about how highly profitable Chrysler and GM dealerships were on the chopping block, mostly because of their lack of the proper political connections, and the possible scandal involved has gotten some powerful Democrats to the point of publicly questioning His Majesty and His auto task force. They don’t want to be caught holding the bag on this one if it goes through the courts of justice and public opinion.

When I read stories like this one about His Arrogance, I feel like the Jeff Dunham character “Peanut”, as I turn purple and say, “Oh…My…God!”

The White House is telling the Supreme Court to stay out of the Chrysler bailout case because it is in the interest of the Administration and the economy to ignore the law. Since the Justice hearing the motion is the most far left SCOTUS Justice in history, former head of the ACLU Ruth Bader Ginsburg, The Crawfish fully expects her to comply with the demands of the Administration in spite of the financial laws of our nation. UPDATE: To quote another of Dunham’s characters, I am now saying, “Holy CRRRRAP!” because Ginsburg blocked the sale, at least temporarily, Monday afternoon. One of the major issues is that the SECURED creditors are getting pennies on the dollar, while the UAW and Fiat are getting MUCH more, despite what established bankruptcy laws require.

On Monday, The Drudge Report had a whole series of articles related to Glo-Bull Warming. Let’s see…there’s Green Bay and other towns across Wisconsin setting records for lowest high temps for the dates over the weekend, snow falling for the first time in June in western North Dakota in 60 years, a franchise of Burger King restaurants in the South with signs reading “Global Warming Is Baloney” (now why does that story have to come from overseas?), and a conference on climate change that was held in DC but got almost no media coverage because it involved scientists and politicians who have studied the actual scientific data and know man-made Glo-Bull Warming, and its associated regulatory and cap-and-trade schemes, is a fraud. Neal Boortz even got into the act by bringing up this link from the Wall Street Journal.

Brother Boortz also gives us this story about a signal that Saudi Arabia is possibly considering to at least allow men, but definitely not women, to move on up to the early 20th century!

The Chosen One says that His “stimulus” will create over 600,000 jobs over the next few months. Well, DUH! There’s ALWAYS a spike in job creation in the summer. It has nothing to do with the “stimulus” package (has that sucker been read by ANYBODY yet?). The local water park needs people to hand out inner tube rafts!

How are the big shots at General Electric, NBC, and Newsweek going to try to defend this little bit of extreme media bias presented to us by Chrissy “Tingly Leg” Matthews and Evan Thomas that criticizes Ronald Reagan for being pro-American and calls Obama a god? So, it is really bad to praise our own nation, but godlike to grovel to arabs and apologize for saving Europe’s sorry tail sections twice in the 20th century?

Obama’s D-Day event really struck me as odd. First of all, there was embattled British Prime Minister Brown referring to a piece of hallowed ground as “Obama Beach.” Then there was Obama talking about the bravery and sacrifice in such a noble cause, which made The Crawfish ask what Obama would have done back then. I figured that He would have told the Free French to give up their arms and live under Vichy rule, while telling the Brits that they’d just have to learn to live with a Nazi-dominated Europe. The Brits had no right to tell the rest of Europe how to live, and besides, that Hitler is a pretty cool and charismatic guy who cares as much for the Jews as Obama himself.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.” – Abraham Lincoln

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