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No furry animals were harmed during the writing of this column, although when you are done reading it you will want to go out and choke the nearest person you find with an Obama bumper sticker. Grab a paper bag and breathe slowly into it for a few moments and make sure the Tums are close by. You WILL get spun up by this edition of The Weekend Claw.

The PC police are officially in charge at the White House now. It is now against the rules to use the terms “war on terror”, “global war”, and “jihadist”, even if they are completely accurate. I guess if we keep apologizing to the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet and selling out Israel, the muslim terrorists will stop being mean and we will achieve world peace and there will be nice flowers and we’ll sing the old Coke commercial and “Kumbaya” and…

The arrogance and stooopidity of the White House staff is beyond appalling now, and has gotten to the point of comical. The White House Communications Director for Obamacare, Linda Douglas of ABC (on temporary loan), has put out a video trying to say that the eeeevilllll right wingers are putting out false information about what The Messiah wants in regard to Obamacare. The video that Breitbart and Drudge brought forth over the weekend, from the Service Employees International Union Health Care Forum in March of 2007, in which His Majesty flat out states, “I don’t think we’re going to be able to eliminate employer coverage immediately. There’s going to be, potentially, some transition process: I can envision a decade out, or 15 years out, or 20 years out” evidently doesn’t mean that he wants or plans to eliminate employer coverage. Sorry, Linda, but His statement to His union stooge minions tells it all, no matter how much you try to spin it. Her Deputy Stooge even stated, “We intend to use a lot of the grassroots viral internet techniques from the campaign to beat back the campaign of misstatements and outright falsehoods about the president’s efforts to reform health insurance.” They’re going to use computer viruses? Once again, they’re going back into campaign mode. When will they blame Bush for The Messiah’s statement?

Posters saying “socialism” and showing Obama painted up like Heath Ledger’s “Joker” character from the latest Batman movie “The Dark Knight” have started popping up all over El Lay. El Lay Urban Policy Roundtable President Ofari Hutchinson is outraged. He’s calling the posters “mean spirited and dangerous” while demanding that the designer of the posters come forth and identify him/herself. Townhall blogger GunnyG has a counter to Ofari’s rants, showing the posters that were plastered all over America during the W Administration, and Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin has some more of them. Those posters were not criticized one iota by the liberals, and they were MUCH worse than the Obama-Joker posters. Townhall blogger “Ender” even sent me a story that includes an illustration from NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE of George W. Bush in the same Heath Ledger “Joker” get-up. The double standard is shown once again. Deal with it, libs. Your Messiah is a fascist-socialist pathological liar bent on destroying our nation.

Moving from El Lay to the District of Corruption, we find that the school children of America are still being indoctrinated into the cult of personality for Dear Leader by their union teachers. The children have made the world’s largest beaded picture of His Majesty to put on display in front of the White House for the 48th birthday celebration. Has this kind of crrap ever been done for another President? The only places you’ve seen this kind of behavior have been such free nations as: North Korea, the Soviet Union, the Third Reich, Benito’s Italy, North Vietnam, Cuba, Iraq, Iran, Hugo’s Venezuela…

Another week, another set of murders by the Religion of Perpetual Outrage, also known as the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet. This time, a bunch of muslims attacked Christian families, shooting some and burning many inside their homes because it was rumored that a Koran had been defiled. Well boo-frickin’-hoo. Buy a new book, you seventh-century jerks. Do Christians go on murder sprees when a Bible is defaced? Is the terrorism-supporting group called CAIR going to try to defend THIS?

Then there’s the Islamic morons in Sudan, who are trying a female journalist for the grave offense of violating Islamic law by (GASP!) having the unmitigated gall to wear PANTS. She faces a sentence of 40 lashes. Can’t have those women showing that they are independent individuals instead of being property now, could we. CAIR will probably say that the woman isn’t being treated badly, as her family could have killed her for bringing dishonor upon them. I’d call them barbarians, but that would be an insult to the barbarian tribes of long ago.

Not too long ago, the executives of the Big 3 automakers were excoriated by Congress, the Prophet Algoracle, The Chosen One, and the press for taking private jets to DC for their Congressional inquisitions. Well, some pigs are more equal than others, as the House has taken the Air Force’s request for ONE Gulfstream G550 to replace an older executive jet, and increased it to THREE G550s, and ordered them to the units that carry around Congressional leaders. They also wrote the legislation in a way that it doesn’t officially count as an earmark, nor does it identify which Congresscritters requested/demanded it.

The Crawfish’s favorite Senator, John Cornyn of the Great State of Texas, has written a letter to The Chosen One rebuking him for attempting to turn Americans into informants regarding free speech in opposition to Obamacare. He brings up a very good point, in that The Chosen One and every other Dim-ocrat would have gone nuts if the W Administration had done the same thing. Where does Obama get off trying to turn Americans into clones of the East German Stasi or Nazi German Gestapo informants? Does this have anything to do with his stated plans to make a National Civilian Security Force, which would be as well equipped and funded as the military? Are we headed to a new version of Hitler’s SA “Brownshirts” or Mussolini’s “Blackshirts”?

Heck, even the has-beens of the Clinton Administration are getting into the act, as Lanny Davis is now calling for liberals to photograph and investigate the people who oppose Obamacare at the rallies and town hall events. They are trying to “prove” that the real Americans who are protesting are plants from the GOP or major corporations. Hey Lanny, just go to The Swamp and check the posts on the Tea Parties back in April. You’ll find my picture there. I’m not paid by anybody when I go protest, and the only organizing that is done is just a few patriots getting the word out to anyone who is interested, and those who set up the events. None of them are Republican activists, and most are hacked off at BOTH parties for the anti-Constitutional mess they’ve created in the District of Corruption.

The latest IRS figures have been released for the year 2007, and prepare for the Administration to use them to show how the eeeevilll rich aren’t paying their fair share. The top 1% of taxpayers, those making over $410,000.00 gross income (including most small business owners) paid 40.4% of the overall federal income taxes. That is more than the lower 95%, who combined to pay only 39.4%. Now the left wingers will immediately say, “Well the top 1% were given more than 40.4% of the income that year!” That will be a lie, as the top 1% actually only EARNED 22.8% of the adjusted gross income. There is a new category in the figures for 2007, the “super rich.” They are the top 10% of the top 1%, so that means they are the top 0.1% of all taxpayers, or about 141,000 taxpayers, and they average $7,400,000.00 of gross income per year. Now if you take away Major League Baseball, National Basketball Association, National Football League, and National Hockey League athletes who whine about their contracts being only $10,000,000.00 per year, you know…the UNION stooges who couldn’t handle a REAL job if their lives depended on it but can dunk, inject steroids, and have out of wedlock kids in 5 states, then the number drops below 140,000.

Speaking of union stooges… The Crawfish isn’t saying that the union teachers in Palm Beach County, FL, suck. I’m not saying that because the school system itself is saying that 70% of the union teachers are ineffective, and that LESS THAN ONE QUARTER of the students that graduate are ready for college! How can you graduate and not be ready for the next step academically? Folks, this is the only school system in Florida that has received an evaluation grade of A for five consecutive years, and they suck this much???

It wasn’t too long ago that The Chosen One told a town hall gathering that the elderly are just gonna have to stick with painkillers instead of getting some surgeries, and they’re just gonna have to deal with the infirmities of old age. Obamacare won’t give them everything that they want or can currently get. How long until the painkillers are no longer covered? What? You don’t think that can happen? Some folks over in England, whose health care system is one of the models for Obamacare, just might have a different opinion. Remember that the same folks who brought you the Great Society and the War on Poverty, which has spent trillions of taxpayer dollars over the past 45 years and has resulted in no change in the percentage of people in poverty in the US (only increased the number of those who are perpetually in poverty because of the entitlement mindset), are the ones saying that Obamacare will save money and increase the quality of care.

Representative Darrell Issa (R-CA) is the Ranking Member of the House Committee on Oversight & Government Reform, and he and his fellow Republicans on that committee have had enough of the Chicago union thug bullying tactics that the Administration and Ballerina Emanuel have been using to silence dissent and to force the states to do things how the Administration wants them to. The members have released this press release about their displeasure, and it includes a link to the letter that they sent to Emanuel demanding documentation regarding his intimidation tactics. Let’s see if Emanuel gives them the info or if he gets the Democrats to overrule the GOP members. Probably the latter, but at least the GOP is starting to show some spine.

If the “Cash for Clunkers” program is such a success, why won’t the Administration allow the actual data on the program to be released to the public? Could it be that the Administration is being a bit less than honest in their praise of the program? The President and the UAW are also probably miffed that the program hasn’t benefitted the Big Three as much as they had hoped for, with 4 of the top 5 model vehicles being sold under the program being Toyota or Honda models. FAIL!

Once again, a bunch of liberal activist judges are sticking the federal court system’s nose into state business. A three judge panel has rules that the state of California must release 40,000 prisoners to ease overcrowding, citing the 8th Amendment’s “cruel and unusual punishment” phrase. Sorry, but if they committed the crimes, they get shoved into the hole. If they have enough room to sleep, eat, shower, and discharge waste, then they aren’t overcrowded. The three judges are: Judge Stephen Roy Reinhardt of the 9th Circus Court, known as one of the most overturned judges in American history as many of his decisions are overturned by UNANIMOUS votes of the Supreme Court, appointed to the 9th Circus by Jimmy Carter; Judge Lawrence K. Karlton of the US District Court for Eastern California, who ruled that the Pledge of Allegiance was unConstitutional because the phrase “under God” was an obvious establishment of a state religion and too coercive for school children to say (where do we get such morons that can’t understand the First Amendment?), appointed to the Court by Jimmy Carter; and Judge Thelton E. Henderson of the US District Court for Northern California, who not only overturned the murder conviction of the only member of the San Quentin Six to be convicted of murder in the riots that included the murders of three guards during an escape attempt orchestrated by the Black Panthers (the Judge is a black liberal), but also ruled (this ruling was overturned) that California’s Prop 209 was unConstitutional when it was passed by the voters as an anti-affirmative action law, appointed by Jimmy Carter. Gee, do y’all see anything in common with those liberal judicial activist morons? They were all appointed by the greatest embarrassment in US Naval Academy history, Jimmuh Cahtuh.

Y’all really ain’t gonna believe this story. Instead of including tort reform that has “loser pays” provisions, which would cut down on frivolous lawsuits and lower insurance rates, into the Obamacare bill, the Democrats are putting in tax-breaks for the TRIAL LAWYERS that will ENCOURAGE more frivolous lawsuits and RAISE the premiums for malpractice insurance and private health insurance, thus forcing everyone into the less expensive (shhhh…don’t mention the taxes needed to make it less expensive) government-run “single payer” system.

Hat tip to Townhall blogger “dawndawn” for sending me off in a search for the comparison between the new logo for Obamacare and one of the symbols for Nazi Germany. Don’t those morons have proof-readers?

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” Plato (quote provided by Townhall blogger moshe)

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