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Well, we have reached two-thirds of a year in the reign of His Majesty King Barack I. How’s that hopeandchange working for ya?

If you have any notions that The Crawfish actually watched the Obama Show on the Sunday morning shows, go ahead and slap yourself. I didn’t want to be in a really cruddy mood all day. If you really want to know what the highlights and lowlights of his appearances on every network known to man, except Fox, you are in luck ‘cause Politico.com has a roundup.

If there is any one media outlet that has proven itself to be more a part of the Obama Campaign and Obama Administration than any other, it would be NBC and its offshoots MSNBC and CNBC. This has been noticed by the stockholders of NBC’s parent company, General Electric. The head of GE, Jeffrey Immelt, has been running that company into the ground while being a part of the Obama Economic Recovery Advisory Board, and the stockholders aren’t happy with him or the obvious bias at NBC News. Now it looks like some of Immelt’s sucking up to Obama is paying off, with GE getting close ties to Vlad “The Impaler” Putin as a result of Obama selling out Poland and the Czech Republic. When possible, avoid General Electric products.

Who really is the man behind Obama? The more you know about George Soros, the more you will understand why this megalomaniac is perhaps the most evil person in the world today. No, that is not an exaggeration. Hat tip to Townhall commenter “buck” for this article.

Just in case you don’t know who they are, the Wall Street Journal has a listing of the 77 Democrats in the House to whom prostitution, underage sex slavery, illegal immigrant smuggling, and tax evasion are not enough to cut off taxpayer funding of an organization. In other words, these 75 Congresscritters SUPPORT prostitution, underage sex slavery, illegal immigrant smuggling, and tax evasion.  Such is the left wing of today’s Democratic Party.

Jimmuh Cahtuh is still a gift that just keeps on a-givin’. His National Security Advisor, Zbignew Brzezinski, says that the US should shoot down Israeli aircraft on their way to attack Iran’s nuke sites if the Israelis launch a raid. Yes, we need to betray our allies once again in favor of a nation that wishes to destroy them and us. Will someone please answer the question of why America’s Jewish population supports the Democrats when the Democrats want to destroy Israel?

Now here’s a cash-for-clunkers program that The Crawfish would actually consider using, since my house is 10 years old and the a/c unit has had problems.

Recently The Claw brought you the news that Governor Paterson of Noo Yawk blamed the opposition to him in the state on…well, he’s a black Democrat, so you know what he blamed on. Yep, racism. Well, it doesn’t appear that he will be able to use the race card against the latest person calling for him to not run for Governor in 2010, unless he uses it against the white half of that person’s heritage, but that only appears at certain times when it is desperately needed for some political purpose so it may be difficult to find.

Remember to never take at face value what a Democrat says when it sounds like they are doing the right thing. Look at their actions. A couple of months ago, Press Secretary Gibbs told the media that President Obama and the Administration considered the Senatorial succession laws in Taxachusetts was state business, and that the White House would leave it up to the state. Fast forward to Teddythedrunk’s funeral, and we find The Chosen One pressing Governor Patrick to get the laws changed so Patrick can appoint a good liberal to replace The Drunken One. Governor Patrick even stated that White House aides have been in contact repeatedly. Once again, Joe Wilson’s statement of fact is accurate.

The lies continued with The Chosen One’s appearance on ABC’s Sunday morning show. He tried to tell Steffie that he hadn’t followed the ACORN situation closely and wouldn’t commit to cutting off their federal funds. When even Steffie is not buying the line of bovine excrement, you know it is deep and obvious.

These days, The Crawfish finds it incredible that there are still folks using CHECKS in the grocery check-out lanes. Well, some of the folks running grocery stores have come to the same conclusion and are no longer going to accept checks in their stores. This should have started around Y2K!

I’m not saying that Barack Obama wants to help Islamic terrorists as much as possible, but he just relaxed communications restrictions on convicted shoe-bomber Richard Reid. You be the judge.

How would you have liked to be the cop who first came upon this scene while answering a call?

Dan Calabrese of North Star National strikes again. This time he compares the old media’s coverage of Woodward & Bernstein and Watergate with their coverage of O’Keefe & Giles and the ACORN affair. Even if you haven’t read Dan’s previous columns from my posts, this one deserves your time.

North Star National gets another link with a great column from Paul Ibrahim. Paul tells us all about The Chosen One giving his buddies in the unions a big lift at the expense of the American consumers (both in $$$ and in lives), and with the additional cost of a looming trade war with China. What he doesn’t mention is that China also holds a major trump card against the US, in the form of owning the majority of our debt. They can destroy our economy in a heartbeat.

I don’t remember what network it was on, but the loony of the left, Dennis Kucinich was being interviewed Sunday and was talking about using the Constitution as the guide for all of his actions. That was one of the best laughs I’ve had in a long time!

Another actual SCIENTIST thrusts a dagger into the heart of The Prophet Algoracle and the Gorons with evidence that temperatures here on Earth are regulated more by solar activity than by SUVs and power plants. Could it be that the corresponding temperature shifts on Mars, which have mirrored our own, are a big hint that Glo-Bull Warming is not only not man-made, but is a myth all together?

Luckily, authorities have finally caught the criminally insane murderer who escaped from a mental institution field trip to a county fair, but why was this guy, who had already escaped one and was packed up to go away for a while, even put on the bus to the fair in the first friggin’ place?

As if y’all didn’t know it already, Barack Obama is officially living in a fantasy world. Over the weekend, he actually said, “I can’t tell you how many foreign leaders, who are heads of centre-right governments, say to me ‘I don’t understand why people would call you socialist, in my country you would be considered a conservative.’” I believe that like I believe Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, unless he’s considering Hugo Chavez to be centre-right.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you’re not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration.” –Senator Hillary Rodham

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