The Weekend Claw 9-25-09

This was a really big week for Claw-worthy news, and I’m shutting the column down at 8AM on Friday without even getting heavy into the morning headlines! Folks, keep an eye on Pittsburgh over the weekend. The liberals and our government are really concerned over conservatives protesting, claiming that they will eventually become really violent, even though the conservative protests have all been peaceful and the attendees have even cleaned up the scenes so that they look better than before the protests. The G-20 protesters in Pittsburgh are all liberals, progressives, socialists, and anarchists. Watch them become violent as they trash the city.

We’ll start our weekly exercise in outrage by looking at a few excerpts from the speech Dear Leader gave to the UN, using CNN’s transcript.
-“I took office at a time when many around the world had come to view America with skepticism and distrust.” Which is fed by actions such as your betrayal of Poland and the Czech Republic and your selling out of Israel.
-“At the Conference on Disarmament, we agreed on a work plan to negotiate an end to the production of fissile materials for nuclear weapons.” Which will be ignored by the NorKs, Iran, Chavez, etc. Good plan, Mr. Utopia!
-“To confront climate change, we have invested $80 billion in clean energy.” As if that’s going to regulate the sun!
-“The danger posed by climate change cannot be denied.” Yes, it can. We cannot control the sun, so we can do nothing about climate change. All of the dire predictions of famine, sea levels rising, etc. are based upon myths. Here’s a hint…global temps have been COOLING for the past 9 years, deal with it!
-“Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges. If we are honest with ourselves, we need to admit that we are not living up to that responsibility.” Oh really? Who pays over 20% of the UN budget? Who is the world’s 9-1-1 response force? Who responded to the tsunami in a MUSLIM nation? What nation gives away more than any other in the name of international assistance? Thanks for running over us with that bus, ya jerk!
-“The United States does Israel no favors when we fail to couple an unwavering commitment to its security with an insistence that Israel respect the legitimate claims and rights of the Palestinians” and “we continue to emphasize that America does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements.” The legitimate claims of the so-called Palestinians need to be addressed by the nations of Lebanon, Syria, and Jordan. That is where they belong. The Gaza Strip, West Bank, and Golan Heights are rightfully Israel’s to do as they please. The only Americans that do not accept the legitimacy of Israel building homes for Israelis within Israel are the liberal Democrats who hate any nation’s national sovereignty, especially that of the US and of Israel.  How in the world do you still get 80% of the Jewish vote?
I waded through the whole speech, but most of it was basic blah, blah, blah. Once again, it gets a grade of FAIL! Rich Lowry of The National Review has his own assessment of The Naïve One’s performance.

Here is the one really good speech from the big event at the Useless Nations. If only OUR President could support such a real man!

Following Dear Leader’s speech, the Useless Nations passed a resolution to rid the world of all nuclear weapons. What a bunch of pipe-dreaming liars. As long as the technology to build nukes exists, some groups and nations will pursue those weapons despite what the UN has to say.

When it comes to fighting terrorism, the Useless Nations don’t care about the truth. All they care about is blaming anybody except the muslims who actually commit terrorism, especially if they get a chance to blame Israel or the US for human rights violations.

The Crawfish wonders what the fuss is all about concerning this public service announcement. I think it is cinematic excellence in action!

The Religion of Peace, which all people not afflicted by politically correct liberalism know as the Religion of Terrorism and the readers of The Claw know as the Religion of the Pedophilic False Prophet, is at it again. The FBI has uncovered multiple bomb plots around the nation, including Noo Yawk, Dallas, Illinois, and Quantico. Fox News has a rundown of the non-Noo Yawk cases here. The feds used methods including NSA wiretaps and internet records to nab these muslim terrorists, which again proves that the liberals were wrong to oppose the Patriot Act’s terrorist surveillance provisions.

Meanwhile, the MUSLIM National Day of Prayer is taking place in DC today. If they are real muslims, they will no doubt be praying for the destruction of the United States. No word yet if The Chosen One will send his greetings, as opposed to completely blowing it off like he did to the Judeo-Christian-backed National Day of Prayer earlier this year.

I’m not saying (AGAIN!) that MSNBC is in the tank for the Democrats, but when one of their hosts comes out and says “The Republicans lie. They want to see you dead!” you know there’s a problem. Will Ed Schultz get fired for this remark? Where’s the media outrage? If Bill O’Reilly said that at Fox, he’d be crucified in the press!

Maryland Attorney General Douglas Gansler has asked the Governor for permission to investigate ACORN. Yes, you read correctly. The AG, in order to do his sworn duties and investigate an organization that is committing fraud, assisting in the commission of multiple felonies, and is operating in the state of Maryland illegally (see The Weekend Claw 9-18-09), had to ask permission from the Governor. Anyway, the AG now has permission “to investigate and, if necessary, prosecute ‘conduct involving’ ACORN.” His spokesperson said that Gansler had to take the case because the Baltimore City State’s Attorney Patricia Coats Jessamy was not going to do anything about it. A black Democrat in Baltimore law enforcement that would cover for ACORN by going after the folks who exposed ACORN? I’m shocked…okay, not really. Crooked black Democrats have been running Baltimore for a long time.

Since The Chosen One slammed the Czech Republic with his act of betrayal last week, it is only fitting that The Claw feature some comments by the President of the Czech Republic, Vaclav Klaus, who is obviously not a fan of the fraud known as man-made Glo-Bull Warming.  Don’t expect to see him getting an invite to the White House anytime soon.

Here’s another one of Obama’s czars that needs to be unemployed. The Safe Schools Czar really wants schools to be a safe place for heterophobic activism. Of course, that IS part of the Democrat agenda.

Taking another look back at the Sunday shows, when Steffie quoted the dictionary it really rattled The Chosen One. He retorted that Steffie having to quote the definition of a tax showed that Steffie was stretching it. On the contrary, it showed that His Majesty was stretching it. Simple logic and word phrasing, with proof that the plans do include increasing TAXES on people making less than $250,000.00 per year.

What are they trying to hide? The Senate Finance Committee rejected a GOP amendment that would have required the actual Obamacare bill and a solid cost estimate to be published online 3 days before the vote. They don’t want the great mass of uneducated people to possibly find something in the bill that might be objectionable, because Lord knows that those people don’t know what’s good for them.

Barack Obama is at it once again. He has demanded that the DoD perform a “radical review of US nuclear weapons doctrine” with the goal of eventually getting rid of our nuclear arsenal. He is either incredibly naïve, a common affliction of the far left, in his beliefs that the rest of the world will gladly follow our lead and there will be everlasting peace and butterflies and we’ll all sing Kumbaya and love will be in the air, or he’s intentionally disarming us in the face of our enemies who will NOT follow suit and the US can be defeated as one of the steps to the World Wide Caliphate or the World Wide Socialist Workers Paradise. Either way, he’s working to wreck our nation. Just because HE wants to back down doesn’t mean that I’minajihad, the Psychotic Midget with the Funky Hair and High Heels, and all of the other nastys of the world will see the error of their ways and ditch their programs. Oh, and once again please notice that this story had to come from the foreign press.

Here’s some more Hopeandchange we can believe in. For the FY2010 budget, The Chosen One is planning to spend more on WELFARE than W did on the Iraq War. Let’s see…the Constitution authorizes federal funds to be spent on national defense, but I’m still looking for the passage that authorizes the federal government to take taxpayer money and give it to people who are too lazy to get a job.

I got an e-mail from a co-worker this week that described a positive side effect from the “Cash for Clunkers” program. It did take about 75% of the Obama bumper stickers off of the road.

Recently, The Crawfish brought y’all a post from Governor Rick Perry that showed how TORT REFORM has helped bring health care costs down for the residents of the Great State of Texas. The Democrats in DC refuse to listen to this sound logic. Well, time for Round 2. Governor Haley Barbour brought TORT REFORM to the State of Mississippi in 2004. Since then, medical malpractice claims are down by 91%, medical liability insurance rates are down by up to 42%, and insurance rebates are being given to medical practitioners. In other words, TORT REFORM not only WORKS, but it is essential as STEP ONE of any effective health care reform. The biggest obstacle standing in the way of TORT REFORM for the nation is the trail lawyers groups, and they have almost as much ownership of the Democratic Party as the unions do.

Governor Perry also has a few things to say about the Crrap-And-Tax bill and how it would impact Texas. When he first took over from W, Perry seemed to be a bit of a lightweight, letting the state run on autopilot. Over the past few years, he has definitely changed that image and become a very good Governor for Texas.

Here’s more of what to expect if Obamacare gets passed by our liberal “friends” in Congress. Sheesh, that’s worse than the medical care in the US Navy!

In the military and most police departments, uniform and grooming standards are applied evenly across rank and racial lines. Such is obviously not the case in the Philadelphia Police Department.

The Crawfish found this story over at Neal Boortz’s site. I’ll let y’all make your own comments because I’m at a loss for words to rant about this bit of pure liberal insanity. Note that one of the groups mentioned is described as a “raza” group.

Holy Peanuts, Batman! For the third edition in a row, The Claw features stoooooopidity from the Jimmuh Cahtuh Administration. Today we find former Vice President Walter Mondale one again following in the footsteps of his former boss, not in getting his backside kicked in a landslide by Ronald Reagan, but in calling opposition to Barack Obama racial in nature.

The Culture of Corruption among the Democrats in DC continues to leave a rather strong stench. A fundraiser who has worked for many Democrats including The Chosen One and Hillary! has been indicted for defrauding Citigroup, HSBC, and Bank of America by over $290,000,000.00. The fundraiser is Hassan Nemazee, a board member of the Iranian American Political Action Committee. Let’s see here, we’ve got Israel-hating Democrats and Iran involved, so where’s America’s top Jew-hater, George Soros? Oh well, look for the Affirmative Action Attorney General to quash the prosecution in 5….4….3….

If you want another clue to the attitude of the Democrat-led Congress toward our nation, here it is.

The Crawfish found another brother in our vast right wing extremist racist conspiracy. From the North Carolina chapter of the Gathering Of Eagles, give a warm Swamp welcome to BUBBA! When ya visit, let him know who sent ya.

Would Barack Obama and his Administration use taxpayer dollars to get private citizens and artists involved in spreading the Gospel of Saint Barry throughout the land and promoting his desires and agenda? In the words of someone who could very well replace him, YOU BETCHA!

When The Chosen One came out and said that he wasn’t paying much attention to the ACORN issue, we all called him on the lie. Thanks to Townhall blogger GunnyG and Free Republic, The Crawfish proudly presents proof that Barack H. Obama is neck-deep in ACORN and their vote fraud schemes. Back in the mid-90s, ACORN sued the state of Corruptionois to get the Democrat Congress-passed and Bill Clinton-signed motor-voter law enforced in Corruptionois, so that ACORN could fraudulently register a few thousand more voters without proper identification in the state. Note that the plaintiff lawyers are listed as, “Judson H. Miner, Jeffrey I. Cummings, Barack H. Obama, Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland, Chicago, IL, for Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now.” Barack Obama was also one of the attorneys listed for ACORN when they sued Citibank in order to force Citibank to make more loans to unqualified blacks. This case helped lead up to the credit banking collapse last year that the Democrats keep blaming on Bush.

Y’all knew this one was coming. ACORN and the two fired employees from their Baltimore office have filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against the couple who made the videotapes and Andrew Breitbart, who posted them on his website. The two fired employees, who were quite free in giving advise on how to break the law and support the prostitution industry, are claiming that they suffered “extreme emotional distress with attendant physical symptoms and injury to their reputations.” Injury to their reputations? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That’s a good one! Break the law and file multimillion dollar lawsuits against those who expose your criminal activities…why didn’t the mafia use that tactic?

Meanwhile, Representative John Conyers (D-Detruit), who is no stranger to lawbreaking, seems more concerned about the illegalities of the videotaping than the illegalities the videos uncovered. This is a microcosm of the liberal attitude towards criminal activity. Criminals ALWAYS have more rights than those trying to take them down.

Calling Prophet Algoracle…calling Prophet Algoracle…your Glo-Bull Warming fraud is getting another bullet in the head. There’s snow on the ground in Colorado, and we’ve still got a week left in SEPTEMBER!

Do not dare speak the truth about Obamacare if you are in the insurance business, or the feds will order you to be silent, despite what the First Amendment says. Of course, if you decide to LIE in favor of Obamacare, you get rewarded handsomely.

Here we have a combination of Obamindoctriation in public schools and denigration of religion/deifying of Obama by replacing “Jesus” with “Barack Hussein Obama” on display in an elementary school in Noo Joisey. Have these kids been taught “God Bless America” or any other pro-America songs? Absolutely disgusting.

Manson Family murderer Susan Atkins has assumed room temperature in prison. For once, I was actually glad to see someone suffering from cancer. If anyone deserves to die a slow and painful death, it would be Charlie or one of his followers. The state of California should have saved the taxpayers a lot of money by just giving her aspirin instead of giving her proper cancer treatment.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you’re not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration.” –Senator Hillary Rodham

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