The Weekly Claw 10-27-09
The Crawfish is starting the job search odyssey and it is REALLY depressing. Sheesh, if any of y’all know of some decent jobs in the Dallas/Ft Worth area, LET ME KNOW!!!
On Friday, we brought you the story of President Obama pledging 10% of our swine flu vaccines to the World Health Organization even before Americans get them. Well, Friday afternoon His Majesty turned around and declared that swine flu was a NATIONAL EMERGENCY! Why would he give the vaccine away if it was a national emergency? He did it to create yet another crisis in the United States that he and Rahm “Twinkle Toes Chicago Way” Emanuel can use to give the federal government “emergency” powers that they will never relinquish.
Meanwhile, is it really a good example of what lies ahead under Obamacare when there are already shortages of the H1N1 vaccine and the production is behind schedule?
This headline just in…Michael Jackson is STILL DEAD! In spite of that, Wacko Jacko Mania is on the rise, with the final Jacko CD hitting the stores and Jacko merchandise selling like crazy. Oh, well….
The Democrats keep harping on how eeeevilllll investment banking executives are for making such huuuuuuge amounts of money, but what about their attack-mutt? “Twinkle Toes Chicago Way” Emanuel made over $16,000,000.00 doing that job, and his buddy Franklin Raines scored even more when he was running Freddie or Fannie, something like $90,000,000.00 in six years while cooking the books over there and setting up the credit collapse.
Dingy Harry Reid signaled the end of Obamacare in the Senate on Monday when he declared that the bill WILL contain the socialist option. Watch for Senate Republicans, if they have any spine at all, to rally against anything with the unConstitutional socialist option. Three of the key votes that Reid needed, Senators Snowe, Collins, and Lieberman, have already said that they will support a filibuster of any plan that includes the socialist option. Meanwhile, Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy is trying to pull the wool over America’s eyes by changing the terminology of the socialist option to the “consumer option” as if changing the name changes reality.
John Podesta has come up with another way to pay for Obamacare, and it combines two of the top items on every good liberal’s list of favorite things; raising taxes and smoking pot.
Bawney “Madam” Fwank (D-gay bars of Taxachusetts) finally came out and admitted what we’ve been saying for years. He stated that the Democrats are “trying on every front to increase the role of government.” Remember that to those people, the Constitution is a document to be ignored at all costs. He’s proving his point by introducing legislation that will make it easier for the gummint to take over businesses, remove the executives, and screwover the shareholders.
Here’s a video story that shows just what the members of our armed forces will do to try to save the life of one of our own. Many of the usual safety rules were broken, and severe risks were taken, but the soldier was saved.
John “Gold Digger” Kerry-Heinz believes that his 3 months of service in Vietnam and those woundless Purple Hearts makes him much more of an authority on military matters than General McChrystal. In fact, he’s almost as brilliant in that subject as Gaffes Biden!
The Crawfish knows of two Northwest Airlines pilots who will soon be looking for a new job. Not only did they go 150 miles past their destination without noticing, but they did so because they were busy with their personal laptops, which is a no-no according to company rules. Shouldn’t at least one of them be looking outside the cockpit to make sure that there isn’t anything out there that they could collide with?
Who really has the power in our government these days? North Star National’s Dan Calabrese has the answer for youz guys.
The left criticized George W. Bush for spending so much time out of the office, especially on the golf course. In his first 33 months in office, W hit the links 24 times. It took Barack Obama a whopping 9 months to hit that number. So where’s the criticism from the left?
It’s not just the federal government that completely ignores its Constitution. Ahnahld the Imitation Republican signed a new law in California that mandates state contracts getting assigned to bidders who meet certain racial and gender quotas, even though the state constitution forbids all discrimination and/or preferential treatment in state contracts.
Ahnahld isn’t the only one giving away taxpayer money on the basis of ethnicity and such. Our esteemed ruler is giving away millions of dollars to his fellow anti-American muslims, so that they may improve their technology. Don’t they already have more oil money than they know what to do with?
It looks like the tensions between Pakistan and Iran are heating up a bit. Pakistani security forces shot out the tires of a smuggling vehicle and found 11 Iranian military personnel inside.
The terrorist supporting unindicted co-conspirators from the Holy Land Foundation case, CAIR, need to ramp up their legal defense program again, since two more Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet are up on terrorism charges. Imagine that.
The Glo-Bull Warming frauds are now trying to push the people of the world into a vegetarian diet, and they’re going to use the Copenhagen accord talks to prohibitively raise the price of meat. You touch my steak, I break your face.
Newt Gingrich hinted over the weekend that he might make a run for the Presidency in 2012. Too bad for him that the Democratic Party’s nomination is already wrapped up by Obama, since Gingrich’s endorsement of a union and ACORN loving leftist who pretends to be a Republican in the Noo Yawk 23rd District special election and his gallivanting around with Red Nanny P-Lousy, Al Sharpton, and other left wing extremists means that he will NOT get any primary votes from the Republican base.
Ain’t it amazing how every member of the Kennedy family believes that laws don’t apply to them? The Crawfish also notes that none of them can drive in a safe and legal manner, either.
What happens when the federal government tries to run what should be a private business? Well, you could examine the inefficiencies at the Post Office and their inability to keep costs down, or you could take a look at Vice President Biden’s favorite gummint-subsidized company. Obamacare, anyone?
If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at at1aw_usn@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.
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