his week I found out that my grandfather had worked for North American Aviation during World War 2, building P-51 Mustangs. Well, he worked there until a supervisor said “If this war keeps up, we’ll all get RICH!” Poppa, who had seen war up close and personal in the trenches of France 25 years earlier, punched the idiot out, and got fired.
While Gaddafi-Duck and his army are attacking the Libyan rebels, the Useless Nations is taking exactly zero action on the situation, and the Chinese will veto any action that the Security Council proposes, what is Dear Leader doing? Is he establishing American leadership? Japan’s situation is beyond a simple crisis, and what is The Won doing? Well, he’s filling out his NCAA brackets on television and going golfing for the 61st time since his coronation. I’ve always said that he wanted to be PRESIDENT, and have all of the power, privilege, perks, and adulation, but he has never wanted to BE President!
The Obama Administration, knowing that what THEY say means more than what any court has to say, has told the Supreme Court that they had best back off of Obamacare until all of the cases wind their way through the appeals process. The Won knows that it will take years to get through all of the procedural wrangling, and that he will probably be retired by the time it gets to SCOTUS. He also knows that the program goes fully into effect in 2014, and once it does, there will be almost no way to reverse it even if SCOTUS declares it unConstitutional. The Administration is even going so far as to say that the Attorney General of Virginia has no standing in the case, even though he represents his state against the unConstitutional law.
Okay, liberals. Read this and then TRY to explain how Eric Holder is not a racist. He says that reparations and jobs for unqualified blacks carry much more importance than public safety. He has also proven his racism in Dayton, Ohio, as he is now requiring the city to lower its exam standards for applicants to the police department. You see, too many blacks weren’t smart enough to pass the exam. This will help fight crime in Dayton exactly how? I’d say that it will make the lives of criminals, especially black criminals, much easier. The city needs to tell Holder to go away, and that they will take the most qualified applicants, no matter what color or gender they are. Where does Eric Holder get any Constitutional authority to control how cities or states hire their workers?
Holder’s hand-picked assistant is expected to release the Injustice Department’s internal report into the dropping of the case against the New Black Panther Party for their blatant voter intimidation in Filthadelphia in 2008. The report will say that since the perps are black, that there is no real case against them and that the actions of Holder’s gang were completely proper.
What happens when EIGHTEEN black men sexually assault an 11-year old white girl? Well, in Cleveland, Texas, the black community gets mad at the little girl and her parents! Yes, they are rallying around the EIGHTEEN black men who raped the little girl, saying that she didn’t scream “RAPE!” and that her parents didn’t raise her right. Quanell X, a BLACK MUSLIM RACIST (aka “community activist” or “community organizer) and member of the Nation of Islam (until he got kicked out for public relations reasons) and the New Black Panther Party (protected by Eric Holder) even lead the rally. I’m surprised Jesse Hijackson and the Not-So-Reverend Al haven’t put in guest appearances, with this kind of rampant racism going on. The message is clear: if there is violence between blacks and whites, it is ALWAYS Whitey’s fault.
It must also be Whitey’s fault that the graduation rates at schools in the NCAA tournament for white Division 1 college basketball players is 91 percent, while the rate for blacks is only 59 percent.
Denver must have a Democrat city council. They just voted for big pay raises for all elected officials, even though the city faces a $100,000,000.00+ deficit this year, and it could get much worse.
They really did screw up the title of this article. It should read “Some in GOP grow tired of the Constitution.”
So much for civility. The union thugs have now issued public death threats to the Republican Senators in Wisconsin, and the threats extend to their families. Jesse Hijackson even threatened violence in the streets (on the same day that Obama was decrying bullying). Both of those threats of violence were promptly ignored by the liberal media. Someone needs to tell the leeches that the days of living extremely well on the public teat are coming to an end, and they must learn to live like their private sector counterparts. Public sector union workers in Wisconsin get much higher wages and better benefits than the rest of the state, and they feel that it is their RIGHT to be compensated that way. THEY are more important than the little people who are not working for the government. The rest of the state disagrees, and elections have consequences.
Ahhhhhh….union thuggery at its finest. The heads of all of the Madison area police and firefighter unions have sent letters to business owners telling them to support the unions against the Governor, or get boycotted by their unions. If you read between the lines, the unions are threatening to withhold fire and police protection from these businesses. Yep, it is a good old mafia (or Jesse Jackson) shakedown.
Here’s some more union civility. Thankfully, the reporter was able to point out the moronity of one of the agitators. She named her daughter Ash-Lee, and is proud to see her arrested.
I’m not saying that Barack Hussein Obama is a liar, but his continual lies that go unchallenged by the liberal media are simply astounding. His energy policy is designed to stifle our nation. He promised, “Under my plan energy prices would necessarily skyrocket”, and that is one of the promises that he aims to keep.
I don’t know of any civilization in history in which the slaves were among the richest people in the land, but Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings says that the NFL owners’ treatment of the players is “modern-day slavery.” Hey, jerk! Try holding a real job or enlisting in the military for 4 years and see how your current job compares to slavery. What a spoiled brat.
The idiocy of the liberal mind is a wonder to behold. This new set of requirements is sure to be a great help…in getting patients to die before they reach the hospital.
At least the Indian Navy seems to know how to handle piracy. Even after the Indian victory, the Somali pirates are threatening revenge.
Since 1998, there have been over 5 million people killed in the Congo, even though there have been United Nations peace keepers stationed there. According to professional script reader Ben Affleck, this is not a failure. Peace keepers allow 5 million to be killed and it is NOT a failure? Obviously, script reading does not require intelligence.
Welcome to the Islamification of America. The Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet now have as one of their goals the destruction of the Statue of Liberty, and its replacement with a muslim minaret. You see, Lady Liberty is a subject of worship and is based upon the (false) Roman goddess Libertas. It is offensive to the 6th century barbarians, so it must be removed just like the ancient statues of Buddah were removed by artillery fire in Afghanistan by the Taliban. The Crawfish says that it is time to remove the muslims from America, since they are offended by our nation, our Constitution, and Lady Liberty…and we are offended by THEM! And their terroristic goals of world conquest and a worldwide Caliphate under Shariah Law.
We all know that the District of Columbia is a haven for the pure and just, right? There wouldn’t be any corruption in the city government there, would there? I mean, they don’t have a history of electing mayors who were known crackheads or anything, right? Oh well, I guess the new mayor fits right in with their illustrious past.
I have found yet another reason that all Americans should hate Hugo Chavez.
I’ll leave y’all with this mixture of science and the culinary arts. I know a bunch of folks who need to buy that book!
If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.
“For Democrats, the purpose of government is to generously provide jobs for people who otherwise couldn’t be hired — because their skills, attitude or sense of entitlement are considered undesirable in the private sector. And no, I’m not just talking about Barack Obama.” – Ann Coulter