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#1 2007-11-28 15:11:44
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#2 2007-11-30 08:49:09
- JamesD
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And that's how the White House turkey got the name MONICA
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#3 2007-11-30 09:16:46
- BDorman
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You don't have to do this, I'm giving you a pardon anyway
The moral difference between a soldier and a civilian is that the soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member. The civilian does not. - Robert Heinlein
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#4 2007-11-30 13:59:38
#5 2007-11-30 14:08:13
- R4Dart
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Where can I hide, I see "dead eye" Dick coming this way!!!
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#6 2007-11-30 14:26:29
- RGD
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First, you lure the bird down like this with a bit of corn. Then, with your free hand, reach around and ring the suckers neck.
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#7 2007-11-30 14:59:25
- R4Dart
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My pardon, dangit, where's my pardon? I just might need it on the farm!
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#8 2007-11-30 19:07:38
- R4Dart
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If I get a choice, I want to go to Turkey, sounds like a great place!
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#9 2007-11-30 19:10:18
- R4Dart
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OK George, but I want that pen you signed my pardon with for a souvenir!
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#10 2007-11-30 19:16:52
- R4Dart
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How 'bout we take AIR FORCE 1 for a spin, I never flew before?
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#11 2007-12-01 04:07:17
- bhgibson
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You promised you would eat ham this year.
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#12 2007-12-01 08:17:14
- R4Dart
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Well fellas, now this turkey's going to need a "TOP SECRET" clearance!
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#13 2007-12-01 09:41:02
- R4Dart
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Teach him to sniff out IED's, get him some combat boots, & send him to IRAQ!!!
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#14 2007-12-02 08:20:24
- R4Dart
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I can just see me going down Pennsylvania Ave. in a parade with George & Laura.
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#15 2007-12-02 08:22:43
- R4Dart
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I wonder if the fellas back home ever imagined I'd get this far?
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#16 2007-12-02 08:26:47
- R4Dart
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"A REAL LIVE NEPHEW OF MY UNCLE SAM" dum dum da da da... am I big time or WHAT!!!
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#17 2007-12-02 08:29:52
- R4Dart
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Sure could use a chunk o KARRRN-BREAD, wonder if George has some in his pocket?
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#18 2007-12-02 09:57:56
- Rickb54
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Darn ! I thought it was Nancy Pelosi again....
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#19 2007-12-02 12:15:23
- R4Dart
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If I get a chance I'll straighten that IRANIAN TURKEY out with the old 1-2!!!
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#20 2007-12-02 12:29:54
That's one way for getting a Presidential Pardon!
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#21 2007-12-02 13:17:21
- fritzseaview
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What would Bill Clinton do here?? Is...is this a bad thing??
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#22 2007-12-02 15:15:19
- Gannon
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Since the DEMS cut the DOD budget, we got to replace the military working dogs with something cheaper.
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#23 2007-12-02 17:06:39
- OilkingCV66
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So this is who's running on the Democratic ticket with Hillary?
Thirty knots, no smoke.
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#24 2007-12-02 17:22:19
- R4Dart
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Beef ma'am, TEXAS beef for dinner, I mean why settle for less!!
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#25 2007-12-02 17:26:44
- R4Dart
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HEAVEN CAN WAIT cause this old boy's cheated the reaper, ERR AXE!!
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